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R.A.W

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  1. I'm not brave enough to watch it .........................................
  2. I'd say that's a result ........................ trying to make babies with a 24 year old Norwegian girl is well worth the 7k even if she did fork off. Moral of the story being don't tell the Norwegian you've had the Snip .............
  3. .........I'm not sure what be worse the bollard ache or the forking itching
  4. Cheers mate . And tell him to avoid. The likes of hotmeat I'll second that
  5. Thanks mate I enjoyed that
  6. HE who COMES to me I shall not turn away 6:37 Used to work with a old bloke who had his done years ago says his stitches burst and the plums fell out but my other mate had it done last year none surgical they injected his sack and crimped his tubes from out side My wifes told me its no big deal and to go get it done That's exactly how Mrs RAW sold the idea to me ....................
  7. Pmsl ....................Poor old hob.
  8. I was seeing things from that point of view also but you did the typing for me . What if the reason they were shot is to deter poachers ?
  9. I'll disagree on the gay marriage bit .............it's 2014 ffs if two people want to tie the knot then let them crack on I say. I'm not a fan of the institution itself but two lesbians want to tie get wed then I'd be all for watching the wedding night shenanigans No mate its wrong and dirty What shooting hares or watching lesbians ?........
  10. Why didn't I think of that one ?
  11. Your an animal I'm afraid to piss at the moment
  12. I'll disagree on the gay marriage bit .............it's 2014 ffs if two people want to tie the knot then let them crack on I say. I'm not a fan of the institution itself but two lesbians want to tie get wed then I'd be all for watching the wedding night shenanigans
  13. There's nothing to it............
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    Shaving (Cold)

    .If that's the chase I'll have a bike
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    Shaving (Cold)

    .................................You'll have that Father Christmas gig wrapped up by the winter
  16. I know Mrs RAW would give a similar reply .....
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    Stoping Smoking

    Good on you scot....................I've been trying for ages to get mrs RAW to try them but she won't budge.
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    Stoping Smoking

    Are you going to answer his question Now ?.......................
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    Shaving (Cold)

    The sense of freedom is great but the weeks of itching take the shine away
  20. Listen to No forker on here ......................you'll be putting deep heat on before you know it Lol its not happened to me, just thought it would set it up for some funny A&E stories if folks had had to go in to get it stitched up you'd need some faith in doc to put stitches there...... avoid the ones whos hand tremble and wears massive thick lensed glasses! ..........knowing my luck I'd have Mohammed Ali with a blind fold on
  21. Listen to No forker on here ......................you'll be putting deep heat on before you know it Lad at work had a friction type injury on the back of his hand you know the type that need to dry out but never seem to well I told this daft cnut that in England we put salt on this type of wound :laugh: Now his reaction in front of an office full of girls was priceless :laugh: No likes left.......................but I loved that one . That sort of thing that gets me out of bed on a cold morning I'd of loved to pull that one
  22. Happened to me when the parents were downstairs Never have I been as terrified in my life as I was when I looked down and saw the rubber was filled up with what seemed to be an unbelievable amount of claret. I truly thought "kinell I'm gonna die with my cock in my hand covered in blood, what will my mum think" :laugh: Very similar situation mate, pain, fear and worst of all relief/satisfaction as it happened at just the right or wrong time (depends how you look at it ) As I sat in the toilet looking down at my destroyed man hood, with my girlfriend outside asking "are you ok?".
  23. Listen to No forker on here ......................you'll be putting deep heat on before you know it Lol its not happened to me, just thought it would set it up for some funny A&E stories if folks had had to go in to get it stitched up you'd need some faith in doc to put stitches there......
  24. Listen to No forker on here ......................you'll be putting deep heat on before you know it
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