Just bought my epiletic brother a strobe light for Christmas, hes gonna have a f***ing fit when he see's it!...
I was at a charity music gig the other night and a band came on wearing Teddy Boy outfits and exploded. I think it was Jihaddywaddy.
The wife said she'd perform a striptease for me, if I gave her just a single square of my chocolate.
Thank f**k it's a Toblerone.
Gave this girl my number last week, she said she'll call me when she gets home. I'm starting to think she's homeless...
Even though my wife has put on some weight since we got married, she can still tou