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wildman

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  1. Think I must have been a cat in an earlier life I do that
  2. I,d keep an eye out pal bilbo might come looking for it back nice find
  3. Sorry to say mate but their nothing like the original money boots
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    Swimming

    Was a knock at my door, last week, hi says a woman were collecting contributions to reopen the local swimming pool, would you be able to donate please, , ,,, I gave her jug of water
  5. I,m friends with a guy who, s addicted to drinking brake fluid,, but he says he can stop anytime I,ll get my coat,,
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    Tony Martin

    Got 3 years tomo , and well done to him rip Tony
  7. Who's first on list, or is it a bit risky to say ,,, don't think any of em on here though
  8. We know a few of them ,don't we pal
  9. Hollywood are thinking about making a film on the life of Dr Harold Shipman with Robert de Nero as Shipman,,, there gonna call it ,, the old dear hunter,,
  10. Really ought to ask round and see if anyone missing it
  11. Ya bolted quite a few over the years ,stoats, hare , little owl ,grass snake,mateof mine once bolted a shield duck
  12. Good film seen it many times ,, apach
  13. Stop opening and closing it every 5 minutes ya little fat f**k ,, might have lasted longer then
  14. WW111 will be fought with bombs,rocket's and missiles, , , WW1111 will be fought with sticks and stones
  15. That must be why they're called spring lambs then
  16. Got lambs here great tits in full song ,fox,s barking ,but think it will turn again
  17. Who the f**k wants to rape a Muslim girl they all stink
  18. Good mate pups coming on ,,nv ok
  19. Look like a rum bunch , pal ,, Leeds,s finest eh
  20. You would have to drive round ask same as most guys have to, me personally I have a friend that works for a land sales agency part of his job is keep an eye on pests for farmers , rats rabbits pigeons that sort of thing any problems and he gives them to me got f****n loads ,, good luck
  21. Best to stay away unless you're a expert on the stuff like Russian roulette playing with them things
  22. Can rent em from places like jewsons,,hss don't cost much
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