A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin .
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit. She pointed to all
the people sitting at the bar and asked, 'What man here will buy a lass a
drink?'
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end
of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and
bellowed, 'Pour the ballerina a drink!' The bartender poured the drink and
the woman chugged it down.
She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing
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