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wyeman

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  1. I’ve had an operation on my funny bone. Dr says I’ll be in stitches for weeks.
  2. My mates Plumbing business is getting busier. It's all cisterns go!
  3. Gnash, you cannot wait for Christmas day can you, to open your presents?
  4. Your middle name Lucky?
  5. A woman found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell her that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. She went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." She said, "I'm not u
  6. Christmas gift ideas A friend has asked for advice on what essential oils or aromatherapy treatment to buy this year for his wife...............I told him Chloroform works particularly well!
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