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  1. just a couple more pixs [/img]
  2. i thought you could only enter dogs ??? :11:
  3. gotta be a white caranation ...... not entering the dogs in the show
  4. c u there mate off for a wonder myself
  5. got 4 dogs left mate 3 x black n white and a blue and white
  6. just a quick update for everyone interested they are 8 weeks now getting bigger and stronger day by day
  7. HASNT THIS BEEN ON JERRY SPRINGER ???
  8. a group of us going saturday hopfully..
  9. good luck mate just had a litter of bull x myself or i would have snapped one off you ..looks like good dogs ..
  10. welcome in north yorks too mate run bull x myself ... enjoy the forum
  11. best film of last year misses a lot out of the story out but is far better than essesx boys worked security and doors for years and its not that glamours every night but it has its moments
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    JOKE

    Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It's empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It's also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars. Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "How many times do we have to go through this? It was Mummy Bear who got up first, it was Mummy Bear who made the coffee, it was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everyth
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    Fancy dress ideas

    kate beckinsale from underworld ... that would be good !!
  14. hi [bANNED TEXT] shes eating for england mate i gave here dried food mixed with plenty of fresh mince and full fat milk .. all are doing well i got some puppy meal from the local supplier it says they can be feed from 1 week ?? i have been mixing it to a mush with plenty of water (like a gravy) and they love the stuff its called chudleys puppy i was speaking with the lass in the shop and she said you can just reduce the water over weeks and it breaks em onto dried food mine have been on it for a week or so now ...it helps the bitch as well hope this helps mate ..
  15. too true mate loads of noise
  16. A quick update the pups are all doing well nice strong heads 5 weeks old now ... (the sandy coloured dog isnt a freak of nature hes 5 months old LOL) or i should say he his hes 25" at 5 months
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    Joke

    Ive just got home and in my house there is a plumber with his c**k up my dog.. I called the Police but they wont do anything about it, something to do with the b*****d being corgi registered
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    Joke

    An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads to the docks once more for old times' sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, " How am I doing "? The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about 3 knots". Three knots he asks, "What's that suppose to mean ?" She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back !"
  19. 36DD breasts covered in warm Belguim chcoclate, 1 inch erect nipples pierced with gold nipple rings topped in whipped cream, clean shaven minge framed by an open crotched leather thong, moist salty c**t smothered in blackberry jam.. This not ordinary porn, This is M & S porn.........
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