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ferret features

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  1. WT.. didnt come from ireland he was a BRIT so how can he be counted.
  2. A glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time.he says,This is AMANDA,,His da jumps up,,ITS A FXXXXXG WHAT,,
  3. go back and do the buissness. and shop the meeting make it hot as fxxk
  4. it happened me twice in 6 months.get another 1 and get on with it.
  5. he,l be killing hares by the time you get it up lol.
  6. they dont need wormed.eating bone fur ect looks after them.
  7. its the lurcher merry go round mate always been there and always will, it should be made law if people get a dog then they are totally responsible for it from 8 weeks old to death, if this was the case then there would be no need for rescue centers ect, it would be simple if you no longer want the dog for whatever reason then your responsible for having it put to sleep. just be more found dead in ditches laws dont work.
  8. if you get a pull just tell them the wee man in the red tractor told you to work away.i do it all the time theres always wee men in red tractors driving about them moors
  9. You could always butter a few baps and bring your own picnic.......? youd need to if its anything like shanes.20 odd quid 2 burgers 1 chip n 2 coke.. I have spoken to the caterer and the cost of the meal quoted for 2 burgers 1 chip and 2 cokes would have been £13.00. That included the caterer providing a marquee with tables and chairs for people to sit in if it rained and did it rain on the Sunday! The burgers and chips were excellent and in my opinion fair value for money especially when the tentage was included. But as LF says you do have the option of bringing a sandwich. it wa
  10. W0man in her bedroom doing yoga naked with her legs round her neck ..husband walks in and says,f**k sake brush your hair and put you teeth in,you look like your ma..
  11. You could always butter a few baps and bring your own picnic.......? youd need to if its anything like shanes.20 odd quid 2 burgers 1 chip n 2 coke..
  12. aye the 1 with the slippers on.
  13. i agree mate but the lad i know has bred for own use dats dw im on about.and youd wana have a shit hot dog to beat his. PM me.ive a dog here to run him.
  14. the dog you are in bother with should have been wearing a balaclava instead of been paraded round a vets surgery.
  15. was hopes da not called hope es well did sweeny breed that too or did iy come from wt.
  16. shotputters ................fxxxxxg shirt lifters more like.
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