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ferret features

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  1. give 10/1 yer money it cant do it on slemish r ardee
  2. dont drive and im over near ballygowan which he said he delivers to every fortnight ... ns is there no one else near you gets it off him and has been successful He told me he delivers round me and that it would be no problem , I said to him about meeting him some where but he said he'd come to mine , so because he couldn't even let me know he wasn't dropping any down I wouldn't get it from him now ... He told me yesterday he would be here today .... Then put the phone down on me when I said who I was ... It wasn't like I didn't get through to him he spoke to me then put the phon
  3. That will be John Leslie ..... though i dont remember him in Cowboy films he was always slabbering to yer wee man drive the stagecoach who cooked the beans.never shaved bad eye cant mind the c**ts name
  4. till yer up in front of him a judge is the same as an rspca
  5. anybody know your mans name in the oul coyboy films hed a a bad eye an was always wanting to rape
  6. go and set a longnet .ambush the bewstwards
  7. The quite man .espcilly when john wayne giv him a bating
  8. STEPTOE N SON IF YOUR AT TH SCRAP
  9. the 1 about the wee dog in scotland sleeps at the owners grave ..
  10. any pics of alfy . alfy in his prime look like 1 of these pups i have lol
  11. A plane is going down fast the pilot gets on the intercom.We need to off load passengers the only fair way to do it is alphabetically so wlll start with A ..africans any africans on board..silence ..OK B black people .silence..C coloured people still silence. A little black boy down the back turns to his mum .mum aint we african.aint we black .aint we coloured.Yes zubumba but for the purpose of this exercise WE iis Wogs let dem muslims go first.
  12. My uncle was arubbish ventriloquist.....he used to stick his fingers up my arse and ask me to say nothing.
  13. that airports still got plenty innit lampings the only way to get the barstewarts.
  14. is that the golf course doodles stocked.
  15. handcock cant know.for no man can where the collie lurcher began.some get a living from saying they do if you want to believe him its up to you.
  16. the mate was saying she had TB thought she was sick....he ment two beauts.
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