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  1. ferret features
    that beardy scum gerry adams trying to talk irish.
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    some of the earliest poachers were the scum of the earth..............shakes head..and this from a so called doggyman
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    they need 3r4 football pitches to get going.
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    that boxer wats his name...............cris eubank were ta fxxk hes from
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    The pope is handing out miracles in brixton.. zabumba asks ,can you help me with my hearing,,the pope says yes and puts his hands on zabumbas ears he then says a prayer,removes his hands and says, how is your hearing now,zabumba says i dont know, its not til next wednesday
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    after the riots in r/doyne last night i went over to lift 4 burnt cars some fly cxxt had the cats of them..thieving scum
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    Black guy goes on the antiques roadshow with a very rare vase.Hugh skully asks.How did you acquire the vase. Black guy says it was handed down to me.hugh says were from black guy replies ...an upstairs window.
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    never look a gift horse in the mouth.saves you rareing a yelping pup
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    a bit far do you want a dog or not.
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    much marcle...is that the 1 freddie wests da used to run.
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    cushndun lot of seatrout about the first hole
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    a catholic priest is shot and rushed to hospital...on the way to the theatre he whispers to the nurse / am i in heaven. The nurse replied ....no sir.. were just cutting through the Childrens ward
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    if you live round newcastle get a 1/2 cross collie grew .look on handcocks site
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    Annual premature ejaculation society dinner this friday nite at 7.30pm.No dress code ......just cum in your pants.
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    sheep dip twice then down to the sea water a couple of days later .done
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    that why their not allowed a football team ....every time they get a corner they open a shop.
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    hearing aid battries fits em
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    4 Cream crackers found guilty of holding homeless people agin their will making them work for fxxk all sentenced tomorrow ..dont like jail these cxxts.
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    cant get them any were near me mate were is the best place ? ebay.
  20. ferret features
    chinese probly give more i was getting a 5r a rabbit off em.
  21. ferret features
    invest in a staple gun.
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    Bloody posh sheep you have, did you put some ornaments about and hang some mock drapes for them too ? Chandaliers, fountains, the lot, no expense spared See the bottom (inside not underneath) of the boat isn't flat, it'll be tarred and wet most days on the sea, so if the carpet wasn't there the sheep slip and fall all the time, not good! You're thinking of coracles maybe? thats them have you ever tried them they look dodgy :thumbs:
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    Proberbly didnt fancy prison food for the rest of his days. cop killer would have never seen the light o day again harry roberts done over 40 now still no parole.
  24. ferret features
    let your lurcher train the pup .easy
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    whats the wee round boats some made of hide i think.are they curras too.
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