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ferret features

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  1. time to get yerself a caravan.n hit the road.
  2. is that the course that doodles stocked a while back.
  3. seen this scroat this evening standing at the corner with his bull.i was looking at him wondering what he reminded me of then it dawned on me hes a head on him like a fxxxxxg wilderbeast.
  4. Any local scum living in your town .local scroat here seizing his bulldog on cats n wee dogs.the ma nda sitting in the garden drinking cider laughing about it.think there was a bit of interbreeding going on hes a rare looking specimen.tell us about your local scroat.
  5. carry a good blackthorn stick.
  6. if you can get live sand eels yer on just cast in close when tides in.
  7. nothing wrong with a bit of decent honest theft but you dont steal on your own.
  8. Hitler only had one ball !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Himler had 2 but they were small.his sister had something simlar but churchill had no balls at all. altogether now..hitler only had 1 ball :whistling:
  9. This DLA is another carryon.theres a lazy cxxt beside me who gets paid for being an alcoholic.he calls his DLA Daily..Liquer...Allowance...serious :yes:
  10. get the woolie faces on n visit the local camp
  11. that wee 1 in the first photo would make a good.....shorthand typist.
  12. there was 1 of them worked on a site we were on .............painting skirting boards.
  13. move to belfast quick..you qualify for top rate DLA a car to go out hunting in 240 a week plus your carer allowance sam as prince charles
  14. watched the cuban train here in belfast.all bateable
  15. Have you thought about putting a few adverts around shops local to you advertising gardening? Think you would be surprised how much interest you may get. A lot of people want say 4 hours a fortnight to keep there gardens tidy and ticking over. Can charge a minimum of £13 an hour. I find I get quite a lot of work as some people don't want anything too formal i.e. a big garden maintenance company with lots of employees. Less intimidating to have a single guy they get to know and trust come every now and again. Don't need that many regular jobs to keep busy. Its got to beat getting up at 3am to c
  16. In the lurcher section were i usually look after WORK there seems to be the usual suspects posting through the day.mooching all day.lamping all night . Iknow works for donkeys but FFS.
  17. worked all your life, even working down the pits and your still having to graft at 68 yr old what a fecking joke,you should be on a beach somewhere,enjoying your retirement,it sounds like youve earned it this countrys fecked,i hope you win the lotto mate Dont get me wrong pal, im not short, but to have some standard of a decent life, im using life savings Theres no pockets in a shroud..what are you supposed to do with life saveings leave it to your kids to pish up the wall
  18. tell him to swim out n get it.
  19. get the dog out working and chasing ,a few rabbits mate chase a few squirrels and just let it enjoy itself .throw all those stupid toys in the nearest bin mate and dont play tug of war with your dog ,after all you dont want to be playing tug of war with it with a rabbit do you ,as for purdeys progress that bullshit should go with the toys ,but be on the safe side .tear a few pages out and keep in your pocket ,just in case your caught short whilst your out . best advice on this.....gt it out hunting....................squeaky toys are for wee yorkies
  20. A DOG BREEDER....and a goodun at his job.where can you buy a guarenteed x cross pup.3/4 pup jegged wormed flead ear stamped for 1na half and you get a pick from loads a litters. £150 ???? a boy on here (cant remeber who) bought a pup from hancock and it was £230 ... i would own a pup out of a hancock dog/bitch if it was worked but i woulndt buy one from hancock as i wouldnt line the pockets of a puppy peddler 230 does he not know to Bid the man then ask for a luck penny.
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