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  1. Nice young buck from a local park I help to manage. These deer supposedly come from the Epping herd and typically have much less palmate antlers than average fallow. They are also small and gazelle -like with even the biggest bucks rarely topping 70kg. This one was feeding amongst some patches of bramble so allowed me to approach a few yards whenever his head was down and freeze when he looked up. Neck shot from yards with Ruger. 243
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    Alsatian

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3325/3231157657_7a41c15e51_o.jpg
  3. That cluster of 3 tines at the tip is not sika at all. For red antlers of that lwngth i would expect a greaterror girth and possibly mote tines. So you have either a slightly odd red or a red x sika. Or some exotic park reared foreign species. I go for red x sika.
  4. As far as I am aware, America is a big fecking place pal.A mate of mine was going through a divorce, proper upstanding chap, head of a hundred million turnover firm, not an aggressive bone in his body and not so much as a parking ticket to his name. His ex simply phoned up and said "I'm worried because he has shotguns" and just like that they came round and took his guns away. She only did it to be a c**t. Now let's take Chris case here where he has said he is at least an hour from 911 assistance, if you had a British system and someone made a totally false complaint and they take his guns
  5. She wasn't an accomplice. It's his girlfriend and he was using some of her ID's. She wasn't in the country. OK thanks
  6. So who is the woman who was apparently an accomplice?
  7. Says a lot about a songwriter if johnny cash records your songs. https://youtu.be/ZMycFu4esas
  8. Did you ask anyone who killed the bears? Lol
  9. The mrs says "do you fancy a 69" I said "how about a 68" What's that?" She asked I said "give me a blow job and I owe you one"
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    Sloe Gin

    I thought you were meant to wait for the first frost before picking sloe? Something to do with the sugars breaking down? Is it just old school tales?I dont know if it makes any difference to the taste to wait for a frost but putting them in the freezer would have the same effect on the berries.Another tradition was that every berry had to be pricked with a silver pin. I can tell you for a fact that this makes no difference at all ? I like to add a few drops of almond essence to my sloe gin.
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    Alaska:

    That's the Walt just take out the lemon and replace it with more gin
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    Alaska:

    Good balanced diet that is Walt. Don't go overboard on the fruit mind
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    Take A Knee

    Thanks you Bgd yes I understand the meaning in relation to this thread but was just a bit confused by the use of the phrase but you given it some context now?
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    Alaska:

    I have often thought it would be great to live in a cabin in the woods with a rifle and couple of dogs and live onyou wits hunting and trapping. Probably be dead in a week in reality?
  15. Yep Gervais is a cxxt even without his animal rights agenda. Also agree that Russell Howard is about as funny as syphilis. And that fecking Jimmy Carr with his ridiculous fake laugh is another moron. Laurel and hardy all the way ? https://youtu.be/9BAEJyuReWQ
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    Take A Knee

    What is this expression "taking the knee"? There is an English expression "BENDING THE KNEE" which means both literally and figuratively to show obedience or admit dominance but is this other thing is something new which doesn't even make sense. Last time I took a knee it was right in my bullocks and really hurt....
  17. Cockney ?!? Ooh, you've done it now........a whole new round of bickering could open up ! Remember that classic topic Kranky vs Gnasher and WILF a few years ago ??
  18. Boris Johnson? Not sure if that's trump or Kim Jong ?
  19. He only lives a couple of miles from here we see him round leighton buzzard on occasion. Word has it that he certainly isn't on good terms with the travellers and never had been. He even supposedly got set about by a gang of them once. We get a lot of trouble from the travellers round Billington and Slapton so I don't know where your stories are from cushti
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    Badgers

    I have seen cats shift foxes off food many many times and never seen a cat back down to a fox. I suspect a fox would eat roadkill or maybe kittens but it would be a rare thing for a fox to kill a healthy adult cat I think
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