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  1. 04fox8

    Joke

    Ginger ffs..........ned!!!! Her family is right into Rugby mate. Her little brother plays in the under 18's team, or something like that. Think there was a scout watching them they other week and he broke his ankle....out of Rugby for a year....nightmare. Her surname name is Williams. Is it Miss AW lab? nice bit of fluff that, nice eyes. Aye mate......cracking set of eyes.... Can she see oot of them?
  2. Used ti go to school wi a wee laddie who talked like that - realise now he musta been fae Aberdeen and here's me putting it down to the fact he was a spastic!!!! And all the time it was you who was lacking the education.
  3. 04fox8

    Joke

    It's a TIN of juice..........It's nae in a f**kin BAG is it!!!
  4. Naa Baw, yir rang wi a fyow o them! See you got the 'English' related one tho.......Something you're nae lettin on??? 'Yokin Time' I believe relates to the time when they used to put the Yoke on between the horses for pulling stuff......Or so I'm told! I just ken it means startin time.
  5. Some Mair:- Peelywally - Waldies - Sine - Hallyrackit - Foght - Siller - Reef - Dubs - At'll dee i'noo!
  6. Just guessing cause its aw Chookter talk!!!... Peer show fae a Fifer, Thoct you'd get mair than that! You've got some richt, but nae them aa! There's een that actually relates ti an English Caper. If I kint the wye ti pit ticks on, I'd o marked them up. Dinna wint ti gi oor muckle awa yet.
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    Scan Pic

    Are you Jesus? No but my best mate is.
  8. Now that's almost English! I suspect the first post translates to "How to keep an Englishman and a Welshman occupied." Lowsin time = knocking off time. Yi naut a clue tho! Wiz yi chavin?
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    Joke

    Juice is a generic Scottish term for any liquid in a tin, bottle, carton etc.... so acceptable is 'Tin of Juice' = coke, irn Bru, fanta etc... 'Bottle of juice' Irn Bru, coke fanta, etc.. Catron of juice... Ribena etc... Juice= drink. fizzy or otherwise............... ya ken? No i'm not Ken thanks very much Down here, the term juice is reserved for orange juice, apple juice, cordial, concentrate etc. " I bought a carton of apple juice today", "i drank a bottle of summer fruits juice today" Anything to do with Irn Bru, Fanta or Coca Cola, etc, e.g fizzy!!! , is re
  10. 04fox8

    Scan Pic

    Are you Jesus?
  11. 04fox8

    Joke

    Any 'soft' drink in a tin / bottle / carton .......is juice.
  12. Just readin some o the crack, thocht I could start this up.... Answers on a postcard please........... Nae swikin, Only English / Welsh need apply. Pellen - Chappin - Cushie - Chavin - Fit, Foo, Fan, Far? - Yokin Time - Lowsin Time - Futrit - een - (2 options here) - Swaaled - Teuch - Teuchit - Orra - Fechtin - Pluntin - That'll dee fae me
  13. Your prob right mate, but she was in a larsen type trap , fed , watered and sheltered, fox couldnt have got to her as her cage ( complete with perch to roost) was seperate completely from the trap, just pushed up against it, he would have had to go up the trap to evn get within a foot of her. But your prob right. she 's back in with the rest of the birds now anyhow, she was the worst layer so its only a matter of time anyhow lol, cheers F**ker won't take her tho, only the best ones!
  14. I hope there are some of them come to the surface if I ever sell anything.
  15. 04fox8

    Dog Pannels

    Are they a decent Quality? Looking for similar myself for a wee project in the summer.
  16. 04fox8

    Joke

    working down here in Africa, one of the Nationals thought he was melting...................turns out he had dioreah! Now that's a crap joke (before someone else says it)
  17. 04fox8

    Joke

    That's better than lab's original 'joke'.
  18. Did she not get so far as to read about someone in Tesco fightin with the disabled guys?........Oh,... hold on, ...was that..you?
  19. http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/3165084
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