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Mum cleanin her 12yr old sons bedroom finds a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags.She asks her husband"What do I do?"Hubby "I'm not sure, butI wouldn't f*****g spank him"!

feel sorry for the postman tomorrow carrying all the valantines cards for me

wonder if john and moira will get back together?

best comeback ever comes from mohammed ali... sits in a restaraunt with michael parkinson, waiter comes over says "we dont serve negros in here" ali replys " its ok i dont eat em" baaaahahaaahaa

hope my curry hurries up

You must be willing to do the things today others don't do in order to have the things tomorrow others won't have.

My sex addiction therapist told me this morning she was impressed with my progress and that i no longer see women as sexual objects and that I recognise their needs and I'm sensitive to their inner feelings. Sounds to me like she wants me to smash her up the arse..

good night all.

saw a horrfic crash near bedfordshire. Horrible!

off to the smoke at 12

getting a working jill on saturday cant wait.

He's milan mandaric and he'll do what he wants! #ХВАЛАMILAN

how much snow we getting tomorrow & friday

how much snow we getting tomorrow & friday

some tw@ on facebook on about importing bull arabs, when I asked why he said for a pet! I said dogs like that should not be imported to the UK as theres nothing for them to work appartley i'm the one whos anti working breeds lol

anyone a member on "justhookup.com"

I'm so proud of my African pen friend.He tells me he hasn't had a drink in weeks. Hang on in there mate.

just signed my mate up for Jermery Kyle lol

bit of an anti climax this snow lol

snows started in sheffield

looking forward to tonight on lamp with rocky1 & bear.

How come Jack Russell pups are going for £250+ Gobsmacked.

When my wife left, I was sad, upset and lonely. Since then I've got a dog, bought a new motorbike, shagged two women and blown a grand on drink and drugs......................She'll go f*****g mental when she gets home from work..

Just moved house, i'll send u the address later.But, f**k me it's a rough area. Myra Hindley is the avon lady, Fred West is the gardener, Louise Woodward is the babysitter, Harold Shipman is my new GP, Gary Glitter runs the play group and the Mcanns run the holiday club. But at least there's no pakis.

those slags at it again on loose women putting the british down and saying immigrants are the only onces willing to work in this country.