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  1. a priest checks into a hotel, and says to the receptionist, "I am a man of God, and I do hope the porn channel is disabled!" the receptionist replies "no, it's regular porn you sick b*****d"

  2. cant shift these hangovers anymore....

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    2. GrCh

      GrCh

      now then cock pipe down lol

    3. PIL

      PIL

      Gr back on form :) but where's the booby avatars ? Lol

    4. GrCh

      GrCh

      they'll be back mate

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  3. lovely walk this morning with the pack.

    1. carp man 1
    2. GrCh

      GrCh

      lol, got up for work about 5 to find out their not ready for us till monday so took the lurchers and staff out for a good walk.

  4. I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with it.I converted to Islam, and stoned the cheating bitch to death the next morning.

  5. fox bang outside my mums front door terrorising a moggy.

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    2. Lab

      Lab

      FFS Did Micheal Jackson have something to do with the ban the c**t?...lol

    3. GrCh

      GrCh

      lol funny c**t

    4. Malt
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  6. who are millwall

  7. roll on next week pick the new pup up.

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    2. GrCh

      GrCh

      thanks guys, life couldn't be better at the moment PIL.

    3. Lab

      Lab

      Your MUm wont be happy having to look after this one.....lol

    4. GrCh

      GrCh

      lol she's got no say in the matter.

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  8. 11yrs ago today since my brother passed away RIP.

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    2. spazzy paddy

      spazzy paddy

      i no how mate its been 15 yrs since my bro was killed in a rta chin up mate.

    3. rocky1

      rocky1

      bad times pal ,sorry for you amd your famly

       

    4. stewie
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  9. is there such thing as a nice smelling fanny?

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    2. PIL

      PIL

      Watch out Gr , lab wants a bash .lol

    3. GrCh

      GrCh

      been there done that lol

    4. Lab

      Lab

      I'll let GrCh have a go then i'll break her in...lol

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  10. according to the weather forecast there will be no dry weather for atleast 4weeks!

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    2. christian71

      christian71

      Is it f**k that the 6th birthday

      since ive been a member

    3. MoChara

      MoChara

      lol, well happy birthday for whenever then ;)

    4. christian71

      christian71

      Think he has a birthday when he

      feels a bit down, about being

      on the dole

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  11. My paki neighbour was rushed to hospital after a wasp landed on his head. It didn't sting him though, i got it first with my hammer....

    1. MoChara

      MoChara

      GrCh - went on youtube it more or less told me im f****d if the teeth come through lol thanks tho!! and funny update too ;)

    2. GrCh
    3. PIL

      PIL

      That was lucky mate , did he thank you :) lol

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  12. macdonalds breakfast it is :)

  13. cant resist anymore the heatings going on in june!

    1. GrCh

      GrCh

      lol freezing here mate

    2. tomano1

      tomano1

      Not to bad in gateshead suns getting out now :)

    3. GrCh

      GrCh

      nice one bud

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  14. just got 3 ferret kits.

    1. tomano1

      tomano1

      Good to here mate :)

  15. going home now to get my hatchets and hammers ready for moon pig coming to beat me up lol

    1. Lab

      Lab

      Well we should get a nice card after he does.....Moonpig.com..lol

    2. Malt

      Malt

      You got it all wrong.. He doesn't want to give you a hiding, I reckon he's read some of your fith on here somewhere and wants to give you a totally different kind of 'filling in...' lol

    3. Malt
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  16. the bitch seems to be getting better each day roll on next season.

    1. MoChara

      MoChara

      Good good, cant wait myself, Mr Jerry-Lee is ready and waiting, he was a late starter due to his size 32tts. Had MoChara to help bring him on.

    2. tomano1

      tomano1

      So is wor lass but carnet tell her shhhhhhhhhhh lol

  17. cant beat only fools & horses

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    2. PIL

      PIL

      You can't tell me you don't like dirty Sanchez , with your sence of humor ? Lol

    3. GrCh

      GrCh

      i've never really watched it mate, i think they do model themselves on me alittle lol

    4. PIL

      PIL

      Hahaha you wish .lol

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  18. bored out my skull

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    2. GrCh

      GrCh

      lab go and play on the A1 thats a good chap.

    3. Lab

      Lab

      Been there and done that. Glad to be back over the border...:-)

    4. GrCh

      GrCh

      how long did it take u?

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  19. come on michael do the decent thing give jean her money back

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    2. GrCh

      GrCh

      i knew you would sasuage

    3. tomano1

      tomano1

      ok burger i new that u new that i no lol

    4. tomano1

      tomano1

      ok burger i new that u new that i no lol

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  20. it will be alright on the night.

    1. jeppi26

      jeppi26

      How you get on last night pal?

  21. a night out on the new permisson with the bullx tonight

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    2. jeppi26
    3. christian71

      christian71

      Half the lies you tell arnt true you will be sitting on you big fat arse like you do every night

    4. PIL

      PIL

      Happy hunting buddy .

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  22. going out with the dogs.

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