I wondered when you,d put an appearance in ,you moany , whiney , club footed gimp.
Its bad enough having to walk slow so you can keep up , but having to wait while you empty your colostomy bag and having farmers moan about the groove your club foot leaves behind is getting too much.
stan im lying down on the sofa right now wondering what position i need to be in to get off the fecking thing every little movement is a pain but at least i dont have to face the wrath of,,,,,,,,,,,what the f**k have you done to my washing machine