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  1. pip1968

    Hahahaha

    pip1968 replied to christian71's topic in General Talk

    i was just about to say stabba cant half move
  2. pip1968
    A father with 11 kids decides he is going out for a while and asks his friend to come in and look after the kids. After their dad leaves the kids begin acting up and not behaving for their dad's friend, doing their best to get him to leave. Eventually the kids force their dad's friend out of the house, the eldest child takes over to calm things down until the end of the season when Manchester United begin their search for another manager.
  3. pip1968
    Donkey lazzy Used to go to kirkby swimming baths and have all the bands off the locker keys bob we used to get it out of the street light the old concrete ones the good old days mate
  4. pip1968

    Shameful

    pip1968 replied to blackmaggie's topic in General Talk

    lee rigby doesnt even get a mention in the news no more,,its as if it never happened
  5. pip1968
    that pup you like kev looks like its got a nice size head on it
  6. pip1968

    Weakened

    pip1968 replied to chelsea's topic in General Talk

    you seem worried
  7. pip1968

    Blackbrier

    pip1968 replied to PIL's topic in General Talk

    happy birthday mate,,,,god your popular
  8. pip1968
    ffs i bet that hurts like fcuk the only time i ever got hit on the hand was when i was younger and i never used a fork it was just the donkey lastic and a pouch
  9. pip1968

    I was accused of murder but I told my lawyer I was in a bookshop buying a copy of the Qur'an for £1.50 at the time. He said that sounded like a pretty good Allah buy.

    1. the big chief

      the big chief

      oh they get better and better ged haha

    2. Astanley

      Astanley

      reported for Islamaphobia

  10. pip1968
    good luck with the pups kev glad everything went well
  11. pip1968
    theirs 1 thats really small and got a massive head would suit you
  12. pip1968
    Bird you seem to have treacles on the brain lately im starting to get a frustration bollock ache on your behalf Dont let the ol woman see this but i propose a THL whipround to send a brass up to Bird for a few hours to get it out his system............tenner in the pot....anyone else ? ill supply the viagra as he,ll probably blob to quick
  13. pip1968
    Says old man BH. When I was a kid, blackjacks and fruit salads were 8 for a penny. yeh but that was a very long time ago
  14. pip1968
    im the same jig never leave nothing behind and would not leave them goats behind as they would surly feed your dog for a good few weeks
  15. pip1968
    bring back the brick... bring back the brick
  16. pip1968

    If the army dress in camouflage to blend in with woodland, does that mean that the police dress in black to blend in with criminals?

    1. delswal

      delswal

      lol

    2. keepdiggin

      keepdiggin

      lol good one pippa

    3. christian71

      christian71

      If you have got shit on the end of your nose does it mean you are a brown nosing kunt? ;-)

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  17. pip1968

    I pulled my cock out of this fat girl's arse, then she turned over, spread her legs revealing her sweaty, hairy minge, and said, "Are you going to eat that?" "Your pussy?" I asked, disgusted. "No, that," she replied, pointing at the sweetcorn on my knob.

    1. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      Pip, Please ..... Just f**k off and die now. There's a good man.

       

      'Mind you; Having now seen a Japanese girl eating about 8 oz of Edam off this guys bell end ....! .....

       

    2. delswal

      delswal

      tut tut tut plough expected better even from you …..plough lol thank you bert that name really did tickle me lol lol

    3. low plains drifter

      low plains drifter

      HO HO HO Green Giant

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  18. pip1968
    thats what i should end up with this season if the right pup comes along as i already have 2 lurchers ie pip an out and out busher takes day and night and a half bull x pup coming on for 6mths
  19. pip1968
    looks like they feel sorry for themselves stewie being out in the rain dont worry mines exactly the same
  20. pip1968
    im from the farm mate if its rats your after try all the back entries around anfield at night or head into town or by the docs i know some lads who have had 200 odd rats in a few trips with the dogs and airguns
  21. pip1968
    No problem as long as you're holding the door open for her and not forget to say thanks afterwards
  22. pip1968
    true mate!!! i guess that would make a huge difference over the country........ thats what im thinking say you only have sporadic bits of cover spread out you wouldnt need a large pack but if the land was mostly cover i would go for a larger pack of bushers and another runner
  23. pip1968
    it really depends on the land you work but mine would be 2 bushers ie beagle spanials and a runner who is good around cover and knows what the bushers are doing
  24. pip1968
    is this being gentleman like ?,,,,,get in that kitchen right now and get my feckin tea on
  25. pip1968
    nice bit of shooting bpr just watch out you dont get done for a drive by
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