little boy tells his nursery teacher he found a dead cat. "how did you know it was dead" asks the teacher. "because i ****** in it's ear & it didnt move" says the boy. "you did what?!" shreiks the teacher. "you know" explains the boy, "i leant over & went pssst & it didnt move!"
never done much river fishing but me and my mate r joining the derwent river this year, apparently you can put in for a days swap with people at scotland for the day