> Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer
>when he hears a knock at the door.
>
>
> When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man,
>clutching a clip board and yelling,
>
> "You Sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of
>car exhausts.
>
> Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the
>Chinese man starts to yell louder,
>
> "You Sign! You sign!"
>
> Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man",
>and shu