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  1. There were two in my village when i was growing up. One hunted up and caught hares for fun, they both loved water and both worked to the gun. I can't understand why they aren't more common.
  2. Christmas eve for me will be a dinner with a few people followed by bed at eight o'clock and a night of rough sex. I fcuking hate prison.
  3. talt

    RIP

    Condolences to you and your family and RIP Kenny. It's never a good time but even more heartfelt at this time of year. May God grant you and your family the strength to help you to come to terms with your loss.
  4. I put a porn DVD on last night and it was crap, a really dark picture of some old bloke sitting there holding his cock, then i realised i hadn't turned the TV on.
  5. either or, not that fussy. The horse can piss off though.
  6. I quite like tight shirts and riding jodhpurs myself.
  7. You would pay a hell of a lot more for a pure breed, and some cross breeds fetch silly money. The other choice is go to the pound and give a stray a second chance, there's usually loads in there because people buy them cheap so they can get rid when it gets too much hassle.
  8. £ 200 - 300 isn't that much for a dog that's going to give you at least 5 years of sport and probably 15 years of companionship. If you are too tight to part with the money get him a gerbil you tight cnut.
  9. I have never been a Fury fan either but to come back from an extremely bad place both mentally and physically in just over a year and put on a show of heart like he did he deserves the utmost respect for that from anyone. Losing that much weight is not an easy task and to rise above a mental illness says a lot about the mans character. I for one wish him well for the future.
  10. Wait until the elastic comes off the fork and smacks you in the kisser and you end up looking like Leslie Ash. Scared to pick a catapault up now.
  11. It's only gay if you push back.
  12. talt

    RIP

    I always remember Richard Baker as the voice in Mary, Mungo and Midge, a kids programme from back in the day. R.I.P Richard.
  13. Get the greyhound covered. What's the worst that could happen? If you don't you might end up regretting it and if you do and it doesn't work out, well just move on and try something else. It seems like doors are being opened for you and it would be a shame to slam them shut
  14. Fecking hell Bill i bet you could tell a few good stories, i just wish you could get someone to type it for you so that i could understand it.
  15. A coat of creosote and it's ready to rent out to a couple of families of Romanians.
  16. I don't know if it's a scam or not but i've just received a text saying i have won £250 or 2 tickets for an Elvis tribute show. It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show....
  17. I am afraid these days my mind doesn't wander, it fecks off completely.
  18. Nice looking little dogs, got the whippet shape but without the shit coat.
  19. I have to thank Brian Plummer for his Rogues and Running Dogs and Tales of a Rat Hunting Man for opening up my eyes about lurchers and terriers as a young teenager and regardless of what is said about the man, for that i am eternally greatful.
  20. I somehow doubt it but good luck trying.
  21. What are you going to replace the pom with?
  22. Or alternatively say bolloxx to it and just stick four foot or so of it up the chimney. Health and safety my arse.
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