barney rubble

A manc girl, a scouse girl and an african girl all give birth at the same time but the nurse gets them all mixed up. To sort it out she gets all the fathers to choose their own baby. The Man father is up first, after long deliberations he chooses the little black baby. The nurse argues with him that this baby cannot possibly be theirs. He,, replies "love, one of the other two is a Scouser its just not worth the risk.