asanley
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He didn,t win the European cup with Aberdeen ,
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All the best to you too mate , you come across as one of the decent ones on here ,
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He,s a drunken , blue nosed , arrogant prick , who spews his vindictive bile whenever he needs to deflect attention away from a poor perfomance by his team.
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the Best, Worst, Stangest Pub You've Been In ?
asanley replied to chartpolski's topic in General Talk
Every town or city has its rough pubs , but for sheer hospitality , interesting characters and great times , rural Ireland is the place . -
The owner is on here , if he sees this he will probably contribute .
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..........SO after the orgies , the sheep shagging and the homoerotica were done with , the police and fire brigade had gone home the wreckage of the bus the caravan and the transit had been cleared and everyone had been brought back to life , they formed an orderly line at the side of the road and elected Stan as leader, the quest to find the god of all collies must continue ,.Stans first decision as leader was to shoot RFYL in the head , and he forbids anyone to bring the horrible little cnt back to life . If we are going to see the great god Plum ., we must take 100 rabbits as tribute to
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.........meanwhile back in England Darcy and Chalky were discussing thier next book , it was to be a joint collaberation about the immortal MB ,.....we really need that photo of Mark for the dust jacket ...said Darcy .......I lent it to Tomo ....replied chalky while absent mindly stroking the inside of Darcy,s leg, .....then lets go and find him ....they cryed in unison ...........
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ohhhh ffs not Buttermilk ....wailed Baw .....
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,,,,,,,amidst all the confusion (and it is getting fkn confusing ) Baw and the voluptuous , moist skycat had found a quiet corner , ...I am hot and I want it hard and deep ...demanded Skycat ......any chance of doing the ear first ...whined the penile challenged Baw ......YES YOUD LIKE THAT , WOULDNT YOU....screamed a voice in the mist , Baw looked round horrified , there stood Buttermilk.......
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..........onwards the motly crew marched , Tomo by now had got his signed photo of MB tatood onto his chest , and decided to challenge Baw for leadership and who has first go at the voluptous and very moist Skycat , Baw called for a show of hands to settle the matter , apart from Malt , who was elbow deep in a very attractive sheep , the show of hands was in Tomos favour , Baw was relagated to the rear of the bunch and had to carry Labs mars bars as extra punishment . It was the final straw for Baws fragile mental state , he began to see salukis everywhere he looked , the rest of the group rea
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Ethyl
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...........before they went any further , Stan , who was the elected leader , decided that if RFYL put in an appearance he would be told to get his shit talking , bird spotting , scouse hating despicable face to fuk out of it ......
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ffs DONT put them two in it , Ill get banned .
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You,v got your sexual fantasy and I,v got mine
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...........as nightfall fell . they huddled together , fearful in the gloaming , Stan being a square jawed adonis assumed the mantle of alpha male every one agreed that the best chance of seeing the chosen one in his cottage at the edge of the world was if he led the way . The ragtag bunch continued on thier way , Lab was riding his lab , tomo was clutching his beloved signed photo , Malt swapped phone numbers with two very attractive sheep , Gnasher made a bandana out of his westham scarf and pretende he was Eric Bristow in the jungle , and Baw was in heaven , he was finally getting to see t
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........after the horrors of the previous night the intrepid travellers reassembled and gathered around the warm and welcoming fire that Baw had made . Tomo was still a little shook up and he sat silently ,watching the flickering flames and holding tightly on to his signed photo of MB ,....mark would know what to do ....he muttered to himself . Lab and gnasher were in a more upbeat mood , they giggled and whispered together , Baw presumed they were talking about boxing as he could just make out the words , fist and ring being mentioned . But Baw had travelled this land before , he was a vetran
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It was wearing speedos that got me banned , the,S , fell off mine .
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I can do that , they called me the otter at the local swimming baths , til I got banned ,
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Why did you liquidise the cat ? did it get in at your precious fekin birds ? and why get a new cat . it will probablydo the same thing , I think your a cruel kunt . Thanks Stan............Leave a space next time between "probably" and "do"...you know like the big space between your f*****g ears... Don,tcomecryingtomenexttimeyouhaveasorethroatscrote
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Why did you liquidise the cat ? did it get in at your precious fekin birds ? and why get a new cat . it will probablydo the same thing , I think your a cruel kunt .
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The Mormons have got a site thats free .
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What has being on this forum taught you about breeding, rearing ,nutrition , bloodlines , methods of hunting ,history etc etc etc Has being on here been of any educational use to you at all ? P S saying you,v found out Lab is a lesbian is funny , but not really relevent .
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Baw , this is a saluki bashing thread , leave whippets out of it you cnut ,
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One day you will see the light , and realise your life has no meaning without one . I will pray for you .
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I don,t know if it,s an acquired taste or not , maybe it,s an age thing , or maybe you get it or you don,t I don,t know , all I know for sure is they suit me , my personality and the way I go about things down to the ground . The article was a non starter when I realised that I,v got nothing interesting to say,and I was so looking forward to your critique .