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PlasticJock

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  1. She's sat on the sofa moaning at me already bend her over and ram it up her shitter! that'l make her moan Don't know if she'd realise it's like Dr Who's tardis in there :laugh:
  2. She's sat on the sofa moaning at me already :laugh: :laugh: tel her ya love her Will I fcuk, Tea was shite I'm sending her to hells kitchen Or maybe hells angels
  3. She's sat on the sofa moaning at me already
  4. Even the real ones are fella, some more than others Good point never thought of it that way Well I won't be rutting tonight cheers mate
  5. Well, the governments excuse for turning a blind eye to the banks tax evasion has always been that they don't want to turn business away. The Guardian reported this morning, however, the assistant chief minister for Jersey has warned that the last 5 years have become a pain in the arse for them with new regulatory acts being passed making it less attractive to those who use it's banking services. So, they may declare independence. http://m.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/jun/26/jersey-threatens-independence-tax-backlash?cat=uk&type=article Have the UK perhaps shot themselves in the foot?
  6. I subcontract CPO's, experience is sometimes enough for overseas work but as you say SS in the UK you need that badge. Money money money.
  7. I'd edit and delete that mate in case some anti w@nker feels like sticking his nose in
  8. Easy answer? Don't work in the UK
  9. No mate you need a frontline DS licence to work the doors, or a paper one to employ DS. Nice little earner for the SIA, instead I having a standard licence and adding your skills to it, like a driving licence, you need a separate licence for each activity
  10. Think it's got to be a bit more controlled Like blue cheese, only certain strains are edible. Apparently.
  11. No, but I'd donate a kidney for one. Seriously nice hope the weather picks up for you
  12. Saying that, I know a guy who was caught red handed selling .223 rounds and got off with it. Sort of
  13. I'd like to add that all these forgetful excuses will only go so far, they may excuse criminal liability but hopefully the cops won't take the whole careless thing too far. Personally I'd say I was about to go out, hung my jacket up and the twat picked it up by mistake. As Tegater said Make sure you know what's been said already and don't let them out words in your mouth. Good luck whatever happens
  14. Don't say anything before getting legal advice.... Just name, address and date of birth. Paulus fair one but I don't think you'll get away with denying it as the police aren't as stupid as that lol, don't say a word fella get legal advice is all ill say.
  15. They'll check the batch numbers mate
  16. Let me know how you get on
  17. Run PJ...... RUUUUNN!!!!!
  18. Get an empty toilet roll tube and fill it with concrete.... Insert this into your shoe where your arches would be then crack on. Over a few weeks this process will raise your arches and make you feel like a new man
  19. I binned my job not long ago and starting a new one today, good luck whatever you do completely agree with darkie though you spend most of your life at work may as well do something you enjoy and get a bit more cheddar for
  20. ''Plump photograph''
  21. I'm more concerned about mick and paulus infringing copyright on hundreds of photos every week
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