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PlasticJock

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  1. Well said Gnasher, his ''I'll fight anyone now'' attitude is exactly why I think he needs to lose. Klitschko had sound advice when he said ''Be your own man, don't try to emulate Haye or anyone else...'' As soon as he does he'll end up embarrassing himself like Haye did
  2. He reminds me of Valuev because of his height and reach... Someone with heart would beast him into next Tuesday. They say every fighter needs to lose to gain perspective, once he's lost once or twice who knows? But for now I'd put more money on a couple of heavyweights I know who've never fought pro!!!
  3. Fairplay to him.... Didn't think it was much of a match at all but there you go. Hope to see him get properly tested over the next year before meeting the Klitschkos
  4. Instead of the usual fundraising with the usual (Or not so usual) activities, how about raising money to do something yourself? I'd rather give money for a community project than to a charity where you don't know here it goes. For example, write a business plan for say a project that would enable you to hire a minibus and driver for 2/3 days, and take some of those affected by cancer out for a day or so. It could be a care home or hospice, they could go on a sightseeing tour or have a BBQ (With plenty of booze), have a day away at a seaside resort (Weather dependent), or anything to give
  5. you forgot to mention setting trip wires and causing explosions to deter theives Sorry mate I'll add a few more... Experimenting with various booby traps, both explosive and non explosive, creating weapons out of household items, making bombs from a bag of fertiliser and a bottle of domestos, using surveillance gear to win 'Neighbourhood Watch' member of the year, watching war movies naked with just a helmet and ski mask on, digging large holes and caching food there in case of emergency, reviewing hours of security tape to prove 9/11 was a fake and there was a second gunman on the
  6. Tattoos, fitness, reading, Fcuking off on my own anywhere in the countryside, annoying police officers by waving and smiling when they drive past, and, at the moment, looking after my pregnant wife
  7. Well I know there was only about 20 of them at the most up in Dundee, the president jumped ship, and they've been having a hard time of it lately
  8. Take it to a jewellers mate it's the only real way. Also check where it's from - 'Blood Diamonds' are hard to get rid of
  9. You disappoint me mick I was waiting for a photoshopped picture
  10. have they been taking yer dinner money off you son !! :laugh: Yeah so I had to get my gear on and ambush the cnuts
  11. There's been some stuff happening up here with the prospective chapter of the outlaws....
  12. I'm bang in the middle, does that mean you all want to sandwich me in between graham and malt?
  13. Fcuk off mick you always rope me in to your shenanigans
  14. your a bit chilled today P,J Lucky burglars
  15. Wait up for them, that way you know they won't be a problem anymore Keep looking, a lot of people get rid of guard dog types as they can't handle them. Preloved, gumtree, dog sites all worth a look
  16. It had been covered before several times mate, the general concencus was that technically you could purchase any .22 legally, however forget it as the firearms department wouldn't be impressed Just get a .22lr if that's what you asked for
  17. I didn't get any fcuking sauce full stop
  18. Some good ideas there lads, I might get bored carrying a bat but I'm sure a blank fired would do the job just as well Imagine Rake in his towel and flip flops firing blanks around his feet at the snapping yorkie :laugh:
  19. Maggie unfortunately I have to walk through the park to get to the quiet bit, I let my rotty off the lead as you can see for miles around and she listens when I tell her to stop. I know what you mean though I avoid trouble at all costs. Stabba couldn't agree more, my dog didn't do anything so it's obviously a very dominant and aggressive specimen, and no one had booted it before as the woman thought I was the devil incarnate I then walked up a path that I knew was blocked off, came back the same way and was fully expecting her bloke to be stood there but alas he was nowhere to be seen.
  20. Twice in 2 days I've had dogs, not on leads, go for my rotty while she's out with me on a lead minding her own business First, yesterday a lurcher got out of her garden and was stood in the street with just a collar on. The owner apparently leaves her all day, goes to work, while the wife sits on the sofa with her thumb up her arse. On the way back we walked past her (we had to), and she went for it. Cue my trainer to her head and off she went, the owner didn't realise she'd got out as it was a good hour from when we went out to when we walked back, and all this just round the corner from
  21. Sounds like mickmck with his gola vest
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