About as pointless as you asking pointless questions and expecting a sensible answer, but if its advice you want hears some for free.
1. Dress smartly and have a clean up
(No combats or baggy tracksuit joggers i'm afraid)
2. Research the local area
(You know look for farms and land on maps and stuff)
3. Approach the local landowners and farmers at a reasonable time
(Dusk till Dawn isn't suitable)
4. Ask for permission to shoot
(...............................................Time he will take to reply expect to see cogs and gears turning over)
5. Get knocked back
(Well you are a