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neil82

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  1. only if you want to experience sheer incompetence and learn how not to keep customers, avoid at all costs, still arguing with them over what they say is an unpaid bill (on a prepay account), sign up to this, MSE's Cheap Energy Club
  2. their all pink on the inside (if its brown your aim is off)
  3. if you use cups for measuring then for one person just under half a cup of rice, teaspoon of turmeric, bit under half of cumin seeds and if you have them a few cardamom pods (just try not to eat the pods, pick them out and bin them), makes the rice a bit more interesting, one thing I would recommend is buy a small note book and write down the mixes you try and put a note with it about the flavour, also don`t get hung up on only using spices for curries, the small salad potato`s are blinding when roasted with a good blend of spice to the point where you can squash them just enough to crack them
  4. once you get the hang of using spices you`ll get out of the habit of using pinches of stuff, teaspoons are the right measure, half of one should be the minimum of anything but hot chilli if your cooking for 2, I cocked up ordering turmeric and thought I`d end up throwing some away, ended up buying more, minimum size bag I buy is 100g, just store them well, jars with good seals and keep in a dark dry place
  5. cumin, coriander and turmeric, for chilli just get a jar of the pre chopped stuff from aldi unless you have a good veg shop close by to buy fresh from, garlic buy bulbs and if you follow Al`s recipes and need a load of it separate the bulbs into cloves then soak overnight in cold water, makes peeling them easier, end up doing 10 bulbs at a time in the local indian, the soaking also keeps the smell off your hands
  6. now we know why Ken was trying to perfect a recipe for a ruby, he`s invited her around to his gaff for a date, good luck pal but she might bit a bit too much for someone your age! ?
  7. you think Starmer would do a slightly better job, dream on, we`ve had labour running wales for years, the only thing they are managing to run is wales into the fecking ground, what this country needs is more people to get up off their fat arses and vote, just don`t vote for any of the mainstream party candidates as their main obligation is to the party, not the electorate
  8. Moira Stuart, if your going to throw in older ladies she has to go into the wank bank, used to listen to r2 just to hear her on Chris Evan`s show, think she has one of the sexiest laughs I`ve ever heard, get a strange tingle under my balls every time
  9. funniest tale of mistaken identity has to be from when my old school was a grammar school, brutal twat of a deputy head gave a new maths teacher a pasting on his first day for not having the correct uniform, would not believe he was a new teacher as he looked so young
  10. remove the bottle and give it a good clean in hot water, remove the jet if you can and soak it in white vinegar overnight then visit a garage and ask one of the lads there to give the pipes a quick blast, when you put it all back together stop being tight and buy screenwash, use it at a 50/50 mix, the alcohol acts as a sterilising agent and also stops it freezing
  11. keep a bar of chocolate or a couple of milky way`s handy for when you balls up the chilli levels, stops your mouth melting but your arris is on its own when it all exits, ghost chilli`s are the reason for keeping bog roll in the fridge
  12. OK, looks like your starting to take an interest in what your shoving into your gob, good for you, stocking up the right way with the spices as well, (small jars for a quid a time are a rip off), play with them, find out what you like and try altering things, one thing I would recommend though is write down what mixes you use and make notes of how it was, nothing worse than knocking up a smashing meal then not being able to get it the same again.
  13. the only way you`ll get veg and half a shoulder of lamb for a tenner is if you buy your veg, stick enough fuel in your motor to get out into the sticks and run around a field until you catch a lamb and chop a bit off, you need to get into a butchers or supermarket and see the price of lamb, as for the ability to cook meals now, spot on, boiling an egg is beyond too many now, I`ve said for ages that we are now so fecked that there are families where even the grandparents have no clue how to prepare a full traditional roast dinner from scratch, many even struggle to do microwave crap
  14. if it`s not the sliders it will be the piston, might have to use a bit of heat to free of the sliding pins, many now slag off copper grease but if you service your motor yourself taking the time to do the brakes every year is nothing, if piston pump it out, give it a good clean/polish then refit using a liberal smear of red rubber grease, if it went into a garage the first thing would have been a new calliper, fitter now don`t know how to repair or service items anymore
  15. when I worked in a local pub there was a couple of guy`s would call in after work, half of draught bass in a pint glass and topped with a gold label, 3 pints and they were stuffed
  16. bisley magnum`s are not hollow point, not tried the BSA pellets but still have about 5k magnums left
  17. suzuki petrol models are fairly bulletproof, the problem with them is they are lightly built, thin metal and are prone to rust, diesels though, avoid, either going to be renault lumps or india built fiats
  18. no way of telling, every barrel will have some sort of variation that will have an effect on what pellet it likes but as a general rule springers give higher power levels with light pellets and pcp`s with heavy, only thing you can do is buy a tin and try them (problem then is if it likes them and the shop is miles away by the time you get there it might be a different batch so not the same, pellet testing is a bitch)
  19. strong rumour that he was part of a group trying to take over the dope market after the one who ran that area got arrested, if that`s the case then it was part of a drugs war and he deserved everything he got but as we are all brainwashed into believing, all coloured people are paragons of honesty and virtue nothing like that could ever happen!!!!!
  20. just got to wait now for the fecking great big bang the first time you try making a bacon sarnie ?
  21. common mistake when frying any food is the pan is not hot enough, should be close to smoking, the idea is the food should NOT come into contact with the oil, it should float just above it, the moisture in the food boils off and that stops it coming into contact with it if you get food sticking it`s not up to temp and if you then buy a wok DO NOT GET A NON-STICK ONE, they are absolute shit, plain carbon steel, wash it, season it and then after every use bit of water and a brush, dry it off and give it a quick wipe down with a bit of oil, the blacker it ends up the better it will be, food never
  22. buy a proper cooker, if you get new they normally come with the jets to run it on bottled gas, just make sure one of the burners is big, wok size, flamethrower grade, once you`ve used a decent gas cooker nothing else will do
  23. you`d get sacked for A, not making a product to spec for the one with extra meat and B, theft for making a product below spec and putting the higher ingredients in someone else`s product, your not Robin Hood, your a thief who is unable to do a simple task
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