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iworkwhippets

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  1. Look ya dirty owd incestual, there's special forums fer perverts like thissen, this is a dog forum, . Who's the daddy
  2. Hey up Cunter, don't keep.mumsy waiting,
  3. I do play the game, our stools, I ring em up and tell em I'm on my way on my efoldi, they escort me in on my Zimmer, they pay ME
  4. Lol, fcuk that shite Dave, as long as my werthers dunna go up, How's you pal
  5. It is what it is my son, innit, What will be, will be, QUE SERA SERA ,
  6. Hey up Cunter, isn't it time for your afternoon nap wi mummy
  7. There isn't one person , on this forum that's even entered my head to block, that day ever comes, I'll plat cacky
  8. Absolutely outrageous, mbe,s fer chucking.s fekin dart , n kicking a football, I.deserve a knighthood for coming on here putting up wi you lot, by the way whilst I'm around, that remark.from damp.patch, putting a pillowcase around my head and chucking me in a canal, , reminds me, I need new pillowcases . Thank you
  9. Hellooooo, that's one of the reasons I log on, I can spot folks having problems, I try to help, I have been certified ,,
  10. It's not often I use a carvery, only when I'm to bone idle to cook fer missen, when asked if I'd like a giant Yorkshire pud, I say id like two please on top of one another, he looks confused, but leaves room on my plate fer whatever,
  11. Hey up it's that silly little man from Blighty, we a Blight on Spain,, Nope mummy didn't forget ya birthday, she was very upset at the DRUG raged text you sent her on the night you got a good thumping when someone tried to steal thine watch , Helloooo
  12. Forgot to add silly me, Toby carvery is were I ended up
  13. Got missen out on my bike, down country lanes, no one about, beautiful, of I never step through my door again I will never forget this afternoon, must be an age thing, but I'd forgotten just what was out there,
  14. Is she dead yet or what ,
  15. Helloooo can ya hear me mother
  16. Last night I made missen comfy on my old faithful settee, to watch botofogo, and AC Milan, eh, best bit of footy I've seen in a long time, anyhow, I dropped off, i woke up at just turned 2am , I'd once again rolled deep into the very depths of owd faithful, I just couldn't get missen out, next time I looked at my watch ,just turned six, it took me nearly 20i mins get on my feet , I'm worn out I tell ya, but,, I'm still standing
  17. Born 1944 Cunter
  18. Not even a turd to disect
  19. Look, unlike me cunter, , Damp patch is clearly a bit tapped , he's never bin reet up top sin he shaved his bonce, he's no more seen a panther, than I've seen my bell end in last couple of years , diving into a bed of nettles fer a piss, come on eh
  20. Correct, I thought there was only me thinking along those lines, let em come along wi the rest, Homes and benefits awaiting
  21. Go and have a wank then, you train wrecked pleb, , ha ha ha ha
  22. I've blocked a few on here , you effin saddo , there's nobody gets more stick on here , blocking folks never entered my head, I bet like the rest of you silly buggers are still sucking on mummies tit I've more spunk in my one remaining bollocks, than you have in your entire body
  23. FFS grow up, how can I block someone, if you can't handle comments comments , fek off , I've f****n read it all now
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