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iworkwhippets

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  1. Eh, choose ya day why don't ya
  2. Hey, I'm half dead , nobody gives a monkies about me,I'm struggling here , these damn frying pans get heavier by the day,
  3. The pope is dead, how's about RIP
  4. It's a good film pal, I've seen it loads of times, a picture of an Anderson shelter, I was born in one of those, , I'm.having an.easu day today
  5. Mister tom, itv 3, on now
  6. Hello there , ya not related to stool sample by any chance are you, eh
  7. Eh, well you thought it worthy of answering
  8. Now then folks, over the last few weeks, after reading some of the topics on here, I've lost quite a bit of sanity, yes sanity, so to retain what bit I have left, I'm refraining from logging on, till tomorrow morning. I thank.you
  9. Lol, honestly I'm on the verge of a clutcher , takes his misses out, walks around his house jack Lulu,borrows hims car, eh, the hunting life, I give you 10, outa ten.fer entertainment
  10. Eh, now come on ya can't fool me, that's Moto, I mean tomo., lordy lordy what's this place come to
  11. Now then, for all you chaplets showing extreme for transgenderes , this may interest you, Tenor, incontinence pants, suitable fer male female and trans, , twenty per cent off, offer ends Monday, eh, FFS
  12. Lol,,I'm just getting the lard out now pal,
  13. I'm.back.home pal thanks, I was just.hoping.i hadn't lost em.on.my way home, but they was there with the barkeeper , thanks
  14. Gets home, searchedy ya pockets front door keys I only left them on the bar had to go back all way t pub again
  15. Eh, how many times must I tell you chaps n chaplets, There's only me effin normal on this forum Helllllooooo, [BANNED TEXT] a good neet I've had, eh
  16. Hey up, I had breakfast at 7 o'clock this morning, a couple of boiled eggs , it's good Friday, and on that day my first lady wife was a strong catholic, so no meat on that day, last night I lifted a couple of lamb chops out the freezer for today, then I remembered, so I've just had some fish today, she's been gone years, but I just had to honour her, ,, Thanks
  17. Not long got home from laying 6 paving stones fer.owd Tommy a neighbour , he offered me £50, no thanks pal I dunna need it, I'm.home now , I'm starving innit
  18. Hey up Francie, the hunting life gentleman, not seen you online fer a while, how's the bizniss going wi this castor oil, the reason I ask is cos there's a funny smell coming through my phone, , hope you aren't in a mess
  19. On now, I've taped it cos I'm watching meet the Rees mogs , eh , fcuk.i.get better as the days go on
  20. I liked Freddy I did, ok he was a botty basher, but a good performer,
  21. I've just had a brilliant thought lads, I'm surprised none of you thought about this,,We all this dinghy loads of foreigners arriving daily on owd blighty, How's about me doing a return journey back to where they came from,eh, am I all there up top or what
  22. Eh, what a complete load of bandwidth bilge, page after page oh nowt but moan, you do realise or do you not, you are just talking amongst yourselves, nowt positive is being accomplished , I'm going back to bed fer an hour,
  23. Now then, the UK government and France, are to do a deal over migrant return deals ,, ang on, is that another boatload of foreign persons I see arriving in owd blighty, a good welcome, and a hearty benefits package awaits, get ya hands in ya pockets lads
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