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Bring, eh bring, that was last night cunter, I'm surrounded by reared on a shivering tit retards

Just on my way t pub fer this one, IROKO

Top man.i.say, I reckon you lot should get down there and help the man out, instead of talking shite on here, help the chap move some shite, I'd go missen but I've got housework to do, I've not got.a wife, or should I say mug, allowing me to sit on my arris, whilst spouting repetitive bilge on here .

Look bangers lad,, time n.time again haven't I said , that's what Britain has become, moan on a dog forum from morning till turned midnight 8 days a week, or behind there net curtains , hoping things will get better, well they won't, you won't get the average Brit we a wife n.kids, we a ginsters pastie in there maulers doing bugger all , eh, I'm reet aren't i

Hello chaps n chaplets, now then, this.knock came on my door earlier this evening, fancy a shandy Keith cool down, not tonight Paul I says, I don'tl get my pension till tomorrow, no he says, the drink is on me ang on, I'll get mi coat says I eh, a propper gent . Hello, I'm not daft

Times over the years women have abused my body,they're still at it, do i complain, do I buggery

Now you know why boatloads of foreigners wanna come here eh, reading topics like this, only thing I can think of, there must be summat in our water, us Brits are a bit tapped, I'm. , only drink the bottled.water, that's why im still.all.there in abundance up.top, plus, some of these boat chaps, will read some of ya topics on here , look at this braun topic, eh, fly me to the moon, we an open window fer the view,, feck me, I darent load any more, I'm.near passing out now

It's a sick world innit lads eh, but I'm.absorbong it well, , trump we his tarriffs, which will increase prices even more, elec bills up, water bills up, council tax up, food prices going up, Windermere waters full of turds,earthquakes ,stabbings,rape, shootings, eh, and cop.fer this, on my way home from.southend this afternoon, I called in at this chippy, I ordered a large cod, chips and a portion of sloppits, pulled out my card only to be told cash only sir, there's a cash machine a couple of miles down the road sir,bugger that off i says, and cop fer this, i was only escorted out the

Lol, answer. None cos I don't wear any

Now then chaps , how many Sharon's does it take to change my underwear

Lol, online somewhere her name was Sharon

Now look, for the sakes of your mental well being, I really must protest, read my lips, this topic has been going on long enough, week after week, month after month, ang on, it's getting on fer two years, not even signs of a turd, there's no big cats on the loose out there, now stop it,,,, it's driving me round the bend so it is, I'm seriously thinking, of getting in touch we the euthanasia board to bring my name forward, eh.

Eh who, I'm still standing, out come the frying pans, , get on we it

Absolutely beautiful photos matey, nice to waken up to, and thank you for sharing them,

There's this foreign lady passes past my house every morning taking her children to school, never speeks but I always say good morning to her, cos I'm.a gentleman, , and she nods her head in.response, she wears half face covering, but her eyes cut reet through me and stirs parts of my body I haven't seen fer yonks , hello