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That bibles gone to thi fekin head, ya silly owd clatfart

Found missen on the avenue of remembrance in Colchester this afternoon, trees lining either side of the road, absolutely jam packed with daffodils , not yet in bloom, but I was there last year, really beautiful, i.realy enjoyed missen, abundance of wildlife ,

I'm still standing lads

Now then now then, no need fer that outburst, as fer me, happy as f**k, but sometimes after reading some of the topics on here, one example, what conditioner shall I use, eh, FFS, I'm ready top missen, my future is all planned,I have an account wi funerals direct, the day come I can't wipe my arris, thats me gone, I'm.filliin up here

Hey up arry, yes there's a pair of em squabbling over the nesting box this very moment, and just an arms length from my living room.door, hope all.is well with you n.yours my friend , Fireman, how's you doing, all well I hope, and yes I'm.still.standing , same to you.matey, all the best to you n.yours

Beautiful morning it is, clear blue skies, we a thick frost, I put a nesting box up just outside my living room door couple years back and sure enough I watched young uns hatch and fly away last year, I've just been watching two of em.giving.the box some humpy, real nice to.watch, what's hit me is this, I'm.alive and well, another year later, to see the same

There's trouble brewing , you mark my words, Tariffs , owd Donald is coming heavy handed wi folks, china, Mexico, Canada, eh, this is just the start of what's to come, right lads, I'm about cook missen a full monty, and watch some footy , ta ta fer now is that another boatload just arrived eh , oh and my Barclays app ain't working

Some real nutters in Stoke on Trent, that's one of the reasons I got out of it, eh, I'm not thick , ang about, is that more boat loads of migrants just about to land,,, oh yes

Another plane down in good old Philly USA,now I wonder what you will make of that , human error, trans gender , plane flying upside down terrorism.

Now you just sit back.amd listen to.your uncle Keith, about owd Donald. The man Is looking his age, and that's putting it politely, he's a lot on his shoulders , ordering this , demanding that , a modern day Benito that's how I look upon.him , you mark my words, there's trouble brewing, i.survived a bullet my heaving bum cheeks hey up.two.more boatloads have just arrived, so.hands in ya pockets , they are to be issued with new clothes n shoes , eh,

Eh, the clue is in boomerang throwing, dear lord above, is there only me on this forum.we an abundance of common sense

Everybody is fukin off from.this country, including me, all.being well.on.the 1st of may, I shall.be slinging boomerangs eh,

Good lord above, from.crack o dawn you lot.have done nowt but effin moan, wi leopards t boot, eh, ffs, there's summat missing in your lives you. to moan all.day long every day, get a life.ffs, I'm.going to..get. in touch we cremations direct I am, ya driving me to.it

Go private, before I moved down south, I needed emergency treatment, I was in a NHS hospital at the time , I was that poorly, and there was no operating theatres available at the time, they sent me to.nuffield,I was even.met by them.as I arrived on there car park, operated on.same day , different world, couldn't fault em