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Wilky

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  1. Wilky

    A Riddle

    So there're 3 blokes with 9 quid in their pocket. They hand this over to the waiter for their dinner. The bill should have come to 22 quid, so there's a fiver coming back and they are due 1 pound 66 pence back each. The waiter gives them back a quid a piece and pockets the 66 pence off each of them. 66p x 3 = 2 quid. They actually paid 7.33 (22 quid) for the meal but ended up paying 8 quid as the waiter took 66p each as a "tip" It confuses things when you say they paid 8 pound for the meal. They didn't. They paid 7.33 plus a "tip" of 67p. Therefore they paid 7.33 + 67p = 8.00 pl
  2. Wilky

    A Riddle

    Two different mothers? Artificial insemination, different sperm donation to two eggs?
  3. Wilky

    A Riddle

    You've missed a bit, read it again, it says, maybe in yours he just smashed the table in half, put it back together to make a whole and crawled through that.
  4. Get a copy of the film "Jock of the Bushvelt" it's a cracker, the fight with the baboon is well worth watching, a generally good film and a good read if you come across the book.
  5. Wilky

    A Riddle

    The great houdini was placed in a concrete room, walls floor were all 4ft thick no windows, the ceiling was fifty feet from the floor the only thing in the room was a table. He placed a bet that he would be out by morning. So they bricked up the door and left for the night. When they opened up the room the next morning Houdini was gone...how did he escape? I've heard this before, but he had a mirror and a table, he looked in the mirror and saw what he saw, so he took the saw and cut the table in half, put the two halves back together to make a whole, and then crawled through the who
  6. Wilky

    A Riddle

    If I lived next door to you and my peacock jumped the fence and laid an egg in your garden, who does the egg belong to? is it mine because it's my bird or yours because it's your property? Three men go out for a drink and the bill comes to £27, so they each pay the waiter £9, the waiter gives the money to his boss, who realises that the men have been overcharged by £5, so he gives the waiter £5 to give back to the men, the waiter realises he can't give them an exact equal share of £5, so he keeps £2 and gives them back the £3, so now the men have paid £8 each (£24) and the w
  7. The white one's got the original 1.6 in it, modded gear ratio, big wheels, different rear box and sammy front axle, a winch and that's about it.
  8. Mike and Chirpy, PM's sent
  9. The Vitara's are a damn sight better off road than a lot of folk give them credit for, if you're going to hammer it though, watch out for the front axle, they're a bit weak, but if you whip it off and swap it for a sammy, they're a lot stronger, rip the back box off and shove a short coupled muffler on (otherwise it'll just get ripped off anyway) and stick as big a set of wheels and mud terrains on as'll fit and you REALLY can do some serious playing in a Vitara. I've seen some belters doing the business, there was an absolute cracker at Parkwood recently showing how to do it, I might have
  10. There's a cast iron pipe local to me that holds regular away and one we do a bit further away that holds, we used to do the coiled iron pipes on the old railway banking behind a certain nightclub and got plenty foxes from them, these coiled pipes have manholes every 50 yards, so they're quite an easy bolting job, but as said, metal pipes definately hold foxes.
  11. I like the 170's dobby, nice tight beam, but like a lot of people say, the wiring is suspect, but unlike a lot of folk, I don't rewire mine, I put a bolt in the handle where the screw thread is, then tape the wire to it leaving a little bit of slack on the lamp side, so it never gets tugged on and I've never had a minutes bother, I also chop off the crappy cigar lighter end and fit a two pronged push fit joint on the end and the other end of the two piece wired direct to the battery, no fuse or bugger all. The two piece connections cost just over a quid from any electrical shop, well worth the
  12. Wilky

    FRED DIBNAH.

    If Fed Dibnah would have been a history teacher, we'd all have A levels, a real character and a treasure of a bloke, what about that shitty old landrover with the ladder rack made from scaffold poles, marvellous....
  13. It's spoken for, someone's having it, that took all of five minutes. Just let me know where to send it Marc.
  14. I have a black 2" wide 5 ply strong stuff dog collar, free to anyone who wants it, nothing wrong with the collar or the quality, it's brand new, just prefer the flexibility of leather. Anyone who wants it just PM me an address where to send it.
  15. Wilky

    fight fans

    why him wilky were you and he related? maybe he was a local lad? i say that because he died young didnt he?? i didnt think he did a lot due to that fact maybe im wrong. i did see some old footage of some of his fights he did look a tidy boxer very m watson like i thought. edited to add i stand corrected i knew he,d had the title at some point beating sugar ray..... supprised they havent made a film on him reading up on him,well worthy Good choice Wilky, he suffered terribly with depression Shot and his end was'nt good. Kid Lewis Robinson Clay Conteh Sanchez Tommy
  16. Clackers - f*****g lethal Lion Stores - biscuits to weigh out, who cared how mucky yer hands were Australian Army Boots - with brass studs Dundee biscuits big as a dinner plate Liquorice root Woobinda Adidas Bumpers Lofas DAF variomatics, could go as fast backwards as they could forwards, what a laugh Moskovitz vans - what a pile of shite Bogeys made from Silvercross prams The only "Best before date" had to pass two tests, what did it look like and what did it smell like, if it passed those it got eaten. Levi staypress My Harrington was beige
  17. You pay your money and you take your choice, I don't know anyone who has bought a B&F and is not satisfied with it, far superior to the Deben and the risk of losing a dog far outweighs the cost of the equipment and if it wasn't for the lads at B&F putting a lot of time and money into the system, no one would be looking at buying these boxes anyway, so inadvertantly they're saving anyone who goes down this road a few quid, quite nice of them eh! A bit off tangent I know, but it get's up my nose a bit (only a little bit) when I hear folk slagging Deben off, sure the B&F is far s
  18. Well to be fair fella, I've bought a few bits off folk on this site, I just recently bought an Air Arms S410 for a good mate, I've bought a few books, nets (even though I make my own), collars etc. and never had a problem, obviously I've sold a fair few terrier boxes and a good bit of mesh and yes, you do get the odd messer, "Make me a box this size to fit this motor" and then the twats never want it when it's ready (usual excuses), but that's a bit of a rarity, on the whole it's as safe buying something from someone on here as it is anywhere else on the internet, except it's probably easier o
  19. Ask him to knock you one up, it's only a matter of rivetting/stitching another one on, he's very approachable and he won't bite.
  20. There's a few terrier boxes ready for the folk that ordered them, I'll PM the individuals. Don't worry if you don't see one you've ordered, I haven't photo'd them all and I've still some bespoke ones on the go.
  21. Think that's his finger end.
  22. Any old sapling with a few leaves on it, just shift the old orchestral stalls to one side and flick the leaves across to knock the muck from your eye.
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