A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
>two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
>Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
>
>"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
>difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.
>
>We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed
>one of the cows had something white at its rear end."
>
>"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
>ball with my wife's monogram on it