A Glesca Burd goes tae the Social tae register fur child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the cival servant
"10" replies the girl
"10???"says the cival servant...."what are their names?"
" Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec,Alec,Alec, and ..... eh ...Alec.
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naw.." says the girl. Its great coz if thur oot playin in the street, ah jist hiv tae shout ALEC, YER DINNERS
READY or ALEC GO TAE BED NOW 'n' they aw dae it
"What if you want to speak to one of them individually?" says the
civil servant.
"At's easy," says the girl... Ah jist use thur sur