During the winter months we played chap door run with a twist,we would get some
newspaper open it up and put some shite in the middle,[usually dog shite,but if you
where needing to go]
Then we would scrunch the paper up over the top off it,place it on the doorstep,set it
on fire,chap the door and run.Usually when the home owner opened the door and seen the
lighted newspaper they automatically started jumping up and down on it to try and put
the flames out
A couple of seconds after they'd caught a wiff of the shite you'd hear them roar
"you dirty b*****ds"