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martyn2233

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  1. ??? here the news for you! #news #lol #fyp #foryourpage #commedy... WWW.(!64.56:886 249K views, 2.1K likes, 101 comments, 2K shares, Facebook Reels from Luis Polanco: ???...
  2. Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what: A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said. "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?" She said. "I love it but I have to stop eating it." "Why?" He asked. She pointed to her lap and said. "Cause I'm sta
  3. Just say good bye to your hunting land
  4. 1. Rumour has it that the floods in Pakistan were started by a suicide plumber. 2. There's a new curry been brought out in aid of the Pakistani flood disaster victims. It's a chicken bury auntie, served with nan dead and poppa gone. 3. The BNP have donated 6000 crocodiles to the Pakistani flood appeal. 4. The Queen has sent a letter of condolence to the Pakistani president. She wanted to mention that Britain has plenty of spare pakis if they want some back. 5. I bet little Mohammed isn't having to walk 3 miles fetch water now! I think I'll ask for my 1 a month donation back
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