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would you sleep with a man for 6 millon??
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As long as he don't push back or kiss coz that's just gay
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I think I may give up offering people a chance of going out if all people do is take the piss
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I know people take the piss that's why I use another site which you don't get piss takers I was just looking for a digging partner that's all
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Anyone fancy a bit of digging tomorrow
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Not you again lol
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Why is it I get up at the crack of dawn drive an hour and 15 minutes go check all earths and nothing go and then go to the couple of badger setts that are about and have a sniff of an entrance and what you got fox poxy bloody foxes stop being so lazy and get your own earth
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Shit ain't it
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Why is it I get up at the crack of dawn drive an hour and 15 minutes go check all earths and nothing go and then go to the couple of badger setts that are about and have a sniff of an entrance and what you got fox poxy bloody foxes stop being so lazy and get your own earth
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So wasted journey yet again perhaps I may be going to often every weekend I check em perhaps I should leave them a bit longer
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Half way through 'The World Of The Working Terrier' and whay a great book really enjoying it
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Got that for Xmas not quite half way but good book!
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Water ship down is on at one any body watching it it's on itv3 lol
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Grch it's ment to say bloody phone keeps changing it
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Water ship down is on at one any body watching it it's on itv3 lol
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Hecht you minger lol so the women in your aviator is just to cover up the fact you love saggy piss flaps and a women that can tickle her nipples with her toe hairs lol
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I saw a job advertised as a fanny waxers assistant. Job includes removing ladies knickers, prepare fanny for waxing and rub oil in after waxing. When i asked at the job centre they said i had to go to Cornwall. I said why, is that where the job is? No they said thats where the back of the f*****g queue is : )
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I saw a job advertised as a fanny waxers assistant. Job includes removing ladies knickers, prepare fanny for waxing and rub oil in after waxing. When i asked at the job centre they said i had to go to Cornwall. I said why, is that where the job is? No they said thats where the back of the f*****g queue is : )
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lol id be in that Queue aswell
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what's the best way for a lazy f'cker to makes loads of money? anyone any suggestions?
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hahaha well your best way is the benefit thieves i watched a programme yestarday when you had four people under the name of pattel or something and they had bought 4 houses with the money they made of benefits then started renting them out
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Watching the news about the stricken cruise ship and the Sky presenter says "she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court", I just happened to glance at the wife on the couch - and now it's all kicked off.
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Hahahaha good luck mate silent treatment is gonna follow shortly lol after your ear bashing
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Got my driving test tomorrow hopefully there will be a big fat pass certificate lol
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Cheers fellas the amount of money it costs they should present me with a new car taxed mot and insured with a tank full of petrol lol if only eh
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dogs walked, bit of breckfast then go and sign off. Happy days :-)
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luck for some bit of brecky for me then dot on
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Sick to death of walking the same land.
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Know how you feel mate take my dog and ferrets to same place over and over again gets depressing after a while lol
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Pressies wrapped,fresh shave,Bollocks emptyed, time to relax !! ''Merry Xmas to all The Huntinglife Masiv''
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Haha bollocks emptied like it lol
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Im going to suff a big fat bird tonight only shag the mrs crimbo & birthdays
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just use the advise that dogs give you doggy style then no need for the bag but to be on the safe side turn the light out eco friendly then.
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I made a romantic meal for my wife and called out " honey, dinners ready " I then heard the moaning of sexual pleasure as she replied " mmmm , just coming baby " and she let out a giggle. So I walked into lounge to find her lying naked on sofa, seductively stroking her pussy " Why dont you make me come " she purred. So I punched her in the face and screamed " f*****g DINNER . . NOW ! "
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mind you if i got an offer like that from my mrs i think id have to take it lol
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Anyone got any wormers for sale I did see someone had some up for say the other week but I didn't realise that I didn't have any left let's me know if you do cheers
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That was it I'll pm him see if he got any left cheers paulus
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heading off to polska in a min
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have a good one [bANNED TEXT] and safe journey
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heading off to polska in a min
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have a good one [bANNED TEXT] and safe journey
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am not black but my cock is
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it needs washing then mate lol
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Is learning to ride a horse today
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its the same way you ride your mrs only with ladders lol
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brought ferret finder of rob190364 and actually received it so there is another person i will happily vouch for for not being rip off cheers again rob
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ur English why didn't you say sooner then i wouldnt had to spend 1/2 the night trying 2 convince my mrs that you wernt one of those thieving ******* ******* ****** **** bags but as 2 coming 2 mine as your English that fine any time
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brought ferret finder of rob190364 and actually received it so there is another person i will happily vouch for for not being rip off cheers again rob
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no its ok checked it its all good
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