A man tells his wife "When you take your bra off, you look 10 years younger." "Do I?" says the wife, smiling. "Absolutely - your tits sag so much they pull the wrinkles out of your face."
Paddy bursts into the benefits office. ''ive been ringing 0800 1730 for 2 f*****g days why dont you answer your b*****d phone?!!''....girl replies ''those are the opening times you daft c**t'' .....
