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  1. mole trapper
    According to the EXPERTS, since the last ice age feck knows how many thousands of years ago, Moles have not made it further than Carlisle, that will come as a bit of a suprise to Glenn and a few others!!!!. If you put a dead mole in anothers tunnels it will drive the resident mole out, Bo...cks, they will eat it or bury it, and sometimes both. That sonic repelents are effective as WAS Renardine...
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    A newly married Northern couple decided they wanted children, but didn't know how to go about it. Questions and conversations with friends and relatives proved no help, until a neighbor said they should go to town and ask the Big City Doctor. The doctor let them look at a child's book about where babies came from, but to no avail. He tried his own explanation but was met with blank stares. Exasperated, he took them to his private office, and showed them a porno movie. This was also useless. Angrily, he ordered the girl to strip, told the man to watch, and had sex with her on the couch. ''Now,
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    Thanks for that, how many miles on the clock?.
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    Thought you would appreciate that one Snareman!!, while we are here, just wanted to say that it was a shame we did not have longer to chat up at pestek, reckon you had the most popular exhibition, they were 4 deep at times trying to here words of wisdom from someone that didnt talk shite. Happy new year MT.
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    Any chance of more piccys, inside cab, load area etc, how long is the mot, what is the tax per annum, how many miles on the clock. All the best, MT.
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    Oi Harry, you nicked that off of mole trapper. You know what it,s like with these Northeners Halfinch, if it aint nailed down. , Dont forget if you are ever unfortunate enough to have to shake a northeners hand, count your fingers after.
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    how did that long-net serve you? Twas 40 purse nets, that if you recall i suggested you improve on your knot tying before you sell anymore, nearly all of them slipped badly.
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    Wheres all the shandy drinking northeners, have they gone to bed already? not signing on day tomorrow is it?.
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    no fallow on the ground MT.... nor is their any Roe, not now anyway Rabbithunter, Rabbithunter, wake up, come on , youve been dreaming again.
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    Little Northern Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and t
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    A young northern teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic. Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people wer
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    How does a northerner stop his dog humping his leg? He Picks him up and sucks his d**k!
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    Midwife says to the northener your wife has just had triplets, to which he replies i am not suprised, my cock is as big as a chimney!, the midwife replies well you better get it swept as they are all fu...ing black.
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    Maybe he has heard about your unhealthy interest in Fallow. Just a thought.
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    Woodga dont diss the man, Sean Frain taught him everything he knows, well going by the drawings in their books anyway, he has done a longnetting book also, glenn would love it. . The size on the man.
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    SWAROVSKI 7X42 EL,S, cant be beat, will last a life time, i my pair, can not fault them, they maybe a bit pricey but worth every penny, And as they say "buy cheap, buy twice".
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    Bought my wife" FPO " a copy of "Good old fashioned Jams, Preserves and chutneys" by Sara Paston-Williams for a stocking filler this year, been looking through it today, what a fantastic book. Covers the making of......... Chutneys, relishes and sauces, Pickles, Flavoured sugars, salts and syrups, jams and jellies, fruit butters, cheeses, pastilles, leathers and curds, Marmalades, Mincemeats, Fruits preserved in Alcohol, Fruit and Flower drinks. Honestly, if you only buy one book this year, this one is worth choosing. Regards MT.
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    English nature and the Arsepca are both watching these and their sales very closely, they have several people they are keeping an eye on and are just waiting to pounce and prosecute, this is not hear say, i have it on very good authority. Several of the weekend "pesties" down here are blowing up rabbits and moles for farmers with them, they fit it in when they are not using Strychnine that was banned over two years ago. :wankerzo4: :wankerzo4: the lot of em.
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    We had a northern advent calender this christmas, did,nt think much of it though, all the windows were boarded up and someone had nicked all the chocolates.
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    lOOKS LIKE A GPOOD DAY THERE MOLEY, that net looks very simular to the trammel i bought off JB nets a while back, bye the way love the hat.
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    Northern wife is waiting for the dust cart to turn up, when it does she shags the three loaders, when it comes to the drivers turn she hands him a fiver, he looks very pi..ed off and she says whats the matter, he says why dont i get to shag you like the others ?, she replies, when my husband left for work this morning he said when the dust cart turns up give the driver a fiver, fu.k the rest of them.
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    FPO is getting me a Sonik 14 foot sk4 5-7 ozs beachcaster and a abu 7000 ct mag multiplier reel.
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    Very interesting and informative post !, I have a starlight archer that weighs a ton and is not all they are cracked up to be, so again find myself in the market, what sort of price is this one coming out at ?. Regards MT.
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    As well indeed mackam, they are though bed fellows ! The two catalogues, sorry i mean magazines, and the reference to bed fellows was aimed at the magazines and not to be taken towards its contributors of course.
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    Mackem, you think country maids is full of addys, you should try shooting sports its not a magazine its a bloody catalogue these days, nothing but reviews and most of them are by that tit wadeson, reckon he,s batting for the other side as well. Why they dont put a few actual hunting related articles in there i dont know. Oh and for the record of course by batting for the other side i would mean being left handed.
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