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Teddd

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  1. really!! your so wise nothing to do with being wise...there vermin no matter what people think...not a disney fairytale yeah i know...killed our ducks ..chickens..seen what they done to lambs...i have loadsa bits of dead foxes i got from hunt kills...but i can apreciate they look nice even though i know they need controlling.. tbh be more chance of a red en getting let run,where as a different colour just needs mounting on the fire place yeah u can sell it on here then ...get alot more than the puppy peddlers fook selling it :thumbdown: thats a once in a lifetime fox
  2. A man walks down the street He says why am I soft in the middle now Why am I soft in the middle The rest of my life is so hard I need a photo-opportunity I want a shot at redemption Don't want to end up a cartoon In a cartoon graveyard Bonedigger Bonedigger Dogs in the moonlight Far away my well-lit door Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly Get these mutts away from me You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore

    1. Fabapocalypse

      Fabapocalypse

      "You can call me Al", Paul Simon. What do I win?

    2. Teddd
  3. really!! your so wise nothing to do with being wise...there vermin no matter what people think...not a disney fairytale yeah i know...killed our ducks ..chickens..seen what they done to lambs...i have loadsa bits of dead foxes i got from hunt kills...but i can apreciate they look nice even though i know they need controlling.. tbh be more chance of a red en getting let run,where as a different colour just needs mounting on the fire place
  4. really!! your so wise nothing to do with being wise...there vermin no matter what people think...not a disney fairytale
  5. :icon_redface: where has she been all my life
  6. take a trip tae windemere free to fish...good heed a trout and pike to go at
  7. a fox is a fox weather it be red...white black or fooking pink.....still do the same damage
  8. Like Ellie Goulding a lot mate........something about her. shes stunning mate lol oh and she can sing
  9. clean gun out of bag for one shot and you cleaned it before putting it back wtf lol its a pellet gun ffs...kids with guns
  10. my momma thought i wouldn’t make it but now shes living in a spaceship she said son i’m getting older told her money buys everything would u like a face lift

    1. turtlehead

      turtlehead

      look over there!tumbleweed.

  11. had a terrier swarmed the other year..poor cnut stung over 200 times inside ears...mouth the works,dotty doo got stung a fair few times trying to get them off in a stream(i wasnt there at the time )piritine and a trip to the vets saved the dogs life...oh and dotty
  12. Beg you listen me, don't be kissing me 'til I'm done Unsung champion, reason, like seasoning Pepper your thoughts with spice, and entice you to a space Where I dwell with bass players and layers and loops Think what I think with my prayers. It's nice. My world is everything I've become Contained in the hum between voice and drum I'm coming from the same place I'm still running from But even sitting in the garden one can still get stung

  13. You told me, I've seen it rise But it always falls I've see him come, I've seen him go He said, "All things pass into the night" And I said, "Oh no sir, I must say you're wrong I must disagree, oh no sir, I must say you're wrong Won't you listen to me?" You told me, "I've seen it all before I've been there, I've seen my hopes and dreams A-lying on the ground I've seen the sky just begin to fall" He said, "All things pass int...

    1. magners
    2. Teddd

      Teddd

      all things pass into the night...

       

  14. I saw her, yeah I saw her with her black tongue tied Round the roses Fist pounding on a vending machine Toy diamond ring stuck on her finger With a noose she can hang from the sun And put it out with her dark sunglasses Walking crooked down the beach She spits on the sand where their bones are bleaching And I know I'm gonna steal her eye She doesn't even know what's wrong And I know I'm gonna make her die Take her where her soul belongs And I know I'm gonna steal her eye N...

    1. lunita

      lunita

      i really dont get your posts ..bugging the shit out of me it is ...lol

  15. hes good at painting a wee white stripe on his patterjack lol
  16. you tell em ted id say the same tae you but your just unemployable lol...dotty and job :doh: i just done a wee wee in ma pants how dare you iv had mcdonalds employee of the month 5 times so far in me life thats when ye was 16 lol ye have aged another 16 years since then..................... :tongue2: iv done a few shifts in that time aye shifts in the canteen on yer 18 month holidays :blink: lol
  17. you tell em ted id say the same tae you but your just unemployable lol...dotty and job :doh: i just done a wee wee in ma pants how dare you iv had mcdonalds employee of the month 5 times so far in me life thats when ye was 16 lol ye have aged another 16 years since then..................... :tongue2:
  18. All of the lights Cop lights, flash lights, spot lights Strobe lights, street lights (all of the lights, all of the lights) Fast life, drug life Thug life, rock life Every night (all of the lights)

    1. Ideation

      Ideation

      Are you black tedd?

    2. Teddd

      Teddd

      aye is that a problem?

    3. Teddd

      Teddd

      Restraining order

      Can't see my daughter

      Her mother, brother, grandmother hate me in that order

      Public visitation

      We met at Borders

      Told her she take me back

      I'll be more supportive

      I made mistakes

      I bump my head

      Courts suck me dry

      I spent that bread

      She need a daddy

      Baby please, can't let her grow up in that ghetto university

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  19. you tell em ted id say the same tae you but your just unemployable lol...dotty and job :doh: i just done a wee wee in ma pants
  20. unemployed??????go get a fooking job ya bunch a dossing cnuts...im paying for you to rear a dog aswell as the majority of all the other hard working folk in this country :thumbdown:
  21. what this picture Your right feck it,,,,think i might get rid of her now thats impressive im going for the ton mark now lol its easy mate, provided your dog aint worth a wank ive hit the 50/60 mark and called it a night whilst the night was young......lack of freezer space but i fancy one a them just one for the album :thumbs:
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