first things first..
who fucks on first dates!!!!!!!!!!!!
spit?
swollow?
blows bubbles?
I f**k on First dates ,i mean i would f**k you with my strap on young man until you learn some manners and respect ,yes and you would swallow ,blow bubbles and mow the lawn naked with a chainsaw sticking out of your ass.
Probably be East Europeans ,after eating all the swans ect ,they may have started on the Foxes ,foxes were probably sleeping in the clothes recycle bin and boris made best of the opportunity ,Okay ,okay ,it was probably some thick cxnt .
do you honestly think anyone belives your female you turned up with this topic, ha ha ha
Behave your self young man or i may have to batter you with my headlamps
your a fine looking man john if that was you on your way to a date i may be able to help you out on the single bit,
women prefer flowers to a rabbit in a cage (well most)
A real woman would prefer a rabbit to flowers anyday ,you bellend