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morton

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  1. Nice tits,a fat arse and the ability to treat dogs as dogs,nearly all id seek in a woman,apart from the fact she could eat me out of a lardert and drink me under the table/
  2. It cannot be that easy to upset the fecking nuggets on here,geez it used to be harder to agitate the halfwits.
  3. The chain strangler,i liked her,not enough to get her pregnant,enough to respect the fact she pissed off the establishment and got things done.I can see why she would upset many on here as she had more balls than the average male lurcher owner now.
  4. The useless fecking thing missed its 22nd rabbit.
  5. An harsh cnut that never fed a useless cur,ive never owned a mutt that failed to leave a kennel and not greet me first,thats possibly not entirely true because a few of them prefered my wife,traitors.
  6. Ill concur with that ,soppy twats like many on here only keep me amused .
  7. ive never raised a voice that taught a dog more than 6ft of water pipe.
  8. You read what your happy to read and make up the rest,its hard on the feet to kick a dog to death,easier to smack them with a spade.
  9. When you get to a certain age you make your own bird up,you need to.
  10. Cheeky twat,i must be like the average angler and exaggerate the catch,only nearly 6 decades though mucker.
  11. I worked a couple of terriers through an overgown quarry this morning,a barn owl ghosted from nowhere and woke me up,ive worked that land for over 30 years and never seen one there before.Seriously though what a beautiful bird,hunting as more to do with what we encounter than what we wish to encounter.
  12. Ive never suffered with the little man syndrom, 6 seagulls can stand on my erection,fair enough the 6th one will have to stand on one leg..
  13. Ive never owned the best lurcher,ever,ive certainly never owned the best terrier.If i state with a little honesty ive owned a few lurchers that earnt their crust and the odd terrier that frightened the odd fox and after several decades,hunting,breeding and entering i may have an opinion,then fair enough ill put my head on the chopper and take my chances at spouting my opinion.Ive never been a legend,id not want to be tarred that way,yet ive owned a few very decent lurchers,i bred them,i entered and trained them and i hold others up to what i see as standard.The facts are that im factual and h
  14. About 3 months ago,ill be ready for another slurp for the new Year,i may have a few,just to be sociable,when i visit my Daughter in Oz next month.
  15. I must be the original asswipe then,ill guarantee that the odd lurcher ive bent into submission was possibly several times better that any mongrel you,ve ever pampered into the field.If they needed a slap i gave them double,if they needed a soft embrace i slept in the same bed as them.Ive owned the majority of my lurchers that only needed a raised voice to steer them my way.The very best hunting companions ive owned,lurchers and especially terriers,ive been hard as feck on,do the maths.
  16. Wipac all day long,if the lurcher mis- behaved a wack from a lucas broke the lamp,the wipac was a better lamp to twat the lurcher with and if you took the lens out and carpet taped a soup tin into the middle it made a stronger and tighter beam than any lucas lamp.
  17. Im of the same opinion,ive never known of a Bedlington,or any other working terrier ,that was of any use in the ground unless it was a mongrel.The facts speak for themselves,there is no such working terrier that is 100% pedigree orientated,some will have you believe they have re=invented the wheel,bred another true blood worker,Plummer comes to mind.The bedlington was another mongrel that was bred to a type specific terrier,as was the Lakey,Border,Russel etc.None of them where ever pure as pure was never in their ancestry.They were bred to be type specific with line breeding adhered to.I bred
  18. No such animal as a full Beddy,never was and never will be,the same as any other bloodline,if honesty ever played its part in pedigree,s.Ive stated enough on here my Beddy mongrels have Fell in the mix,the facts are that this dog was bred to the Bedlington in its line more than the Fell,the Beddy in its lineage was superior to the Fell,the fecking Fell id own again.
  19. I know of a useless Beddy that accounted for itself well enough today,dug to on its third fox.Another season after the last 5 and he,s doing what a terrier should,if he was any other terrier the country would want a line out of the pile of shite Owen Beddy.I love it when nuggets rate Bedlingtons with the majority of Bedlingtons.
  20. as do i,what im saying is the lamp is the salvation of many a lurcher owner and their charge,an owner and dog that will kill more with the assistance of the dazzle than daylight.A mosh with little knowledge or fieldcraft will slaughter more quarry with technology than nous.I rate lurchers that can only catch harder runs in the lamp low,i rate shooters that need technology lower.
  21. When i started lamping few folk knew what lamping was,within a decade it was the only form of hunting for second rate lurcher and owners and 3rd rate gun owners.Now its the salvation of hunting with a lurcher by the majority,the shooting brigade rape the fecking land with their expensive,battery operated,hunting companions,if it came to nous and field craft they would be in the same niche as the folk,with lurchers,that have no idea except the dazzle and slaughter,often in the back of a 4+4.Lamping is the salvation of 3rd rate dogs,shooters that get an hard on with a soft shot piss poor lurcher
  22. My lamping career started with wax jackets,ex post office canvas mailbags and 12volt acid car batteries,a few years later we had the luxury of second hand motorbike batteries from a mate at Colin Appleyards at a fiver a time,we hauled 2 of them each to get a decent stint in,in the Dales.I still own the scars on my calfs from acid leakage and went through a few jackets a season with acid rot.
  23. Ive had a few Beddy/whippets a Beddy/grey and others with heinz in the mix.As edible fur and feather dogs they gave me some true lurcher experiences,ferreting,lamping,general mooching about,retrieving off water and out of pheasant woods and the bigger types i owned managed a few decent hares,the smaller ones had a knack of lifting hares they put out of their seats and were snaffled up before they got into their stride.I never owned one that was comfortable with fox,ive seen a Beddy/Grey that did far better than mine,yet it was far more important for me, at the time, to hunt far more edible qua
  24. If you want one trick ponies put the Bull and wheaten into a small lurcher,if you want a little less throw a Russel into the mix,if you desire a versatile moocher that will put a smile back into your life then source a decent Beddy lurcher,Whippets are decent little adrenalin runners,adding a little Beddy takes them up a level.
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