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Wullz

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  1. Wullz

    New bike

    Seriously, its a belter, nice one mate......
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    New bike

    Where do you attach your lamp Rake?
  3. Any pics of the mod mate? I am interested and have a slot on my ticket waiting.
  4. I'll take the cleaning kit mate, how would you like paid?
  5. Its legalised theft from a bunch of welching bookies! They can charge what they like, no regulating on them and then they can refuse to pay out for the slightest reason..... I worked for various insurance companies over the years, it would make your hair curl to see what goes on.....scumbags!
  6. Get a chest freezer and shoot a couple of roe, that'll keep him going for a week or so! Plenty about!!
  7. Brilliant, love it. I'd love to convert the mitsi like that. Some amount of foxes, imagine the damage they are doing.....imagine the smell!!
  8. Alright Lab? If you need a hand out wie those foxies, give me a shout, I'll only be too happy to sit out and shoot them for you. Looking forward to some decent nights to sit out for cubs and mrs charlie! Rain unreal, on weds we were out stalking in our shirt sleeves, got a nice wee 6 pointer for the freezer....thursday, gortex on! I am a stupid eejit anawll, me and my mate have a boat booked on Harelaw tonight.......oh joy....hope there is a bailer in the boat!!!
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    Wasps

    Mate of mine fron Nairn was on the beating line on a drive last year and stood on a wasps nest......I doubt if Usain Bolt would have caught him, he was dragging 3 labs too......right into a wee lochan he went.....good job the water was there or he would have been stung much worse.....
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    HMRC

    Sorry Wilf, imagine one team's supporters using another's song......that would be outrageous........ahem.......
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    HMRC

    No-one likes us, we dont care.......
  12. Can I add hairy black Tibetan terriers? Walking along the canal with my grew, on his lead as usual (too many squirrels, rabbits and moor hens to let him loose) when I spotted two women coming along with maybe.....8 or 9 dogs. Shouted at them to put them on the lead please, ignored, when they were about 30 yards away, shouted, excuse me, can you put them the lead please? Nowt, looked at me like I was mental......now I was in a suit and tie with my overcoat on, not camos, so I looked respectable enough. So along they came and this hairy baistard of a terrier goes right round and heads for Tr
  13. I have a couple of variables Ghillie, what are you looking for exactly?
  14. Anyone got a decent link to free live feeds of the tour matches??
  15. Hey bendy, you calling me a daftie? And the moniker is Larky Mashers.......look up the song....... Its a mad place, I escaped young, so I am not too bad....my maw n paw still live there.......and yes, its all true and worse! My wife didnt believe me till I gave her a wee tour of the schemes where I grew up.......welcome to Little Ulster. Madness.
  16. I saw the papers strewn all over the road Baw.....looks a real mess. I am outta here in a hour and will go and collect weans, wife and dugs....then head up. Still deciding whether to go west coast or up through the granton way.....either way, very twisty and slow! Not that the A9 is a motorway!!! Still, I'll be there this evening sometime....
  17. Meant to be driving up to Inversnekky this afty for a long weekend at the beach.....then saw that the A9 is shut at Calvine, two lorry drivers dead in a head on smash....long diversions.....have to look for an alternate route....at least I wont need to hold mt nose as I drive through Fife.......
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    Cider

    See, now the sun is shining and I am smacking my lips, thinking of lovely cider........never mind the hangover....how bad could it be? I know where there is a wee old orchard that noone else uses....and the apples just go to waste.........fekk it! Cider again this year.....got the gear, will have the apples....what could go wrong?
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    Cider

    I'm banned from making scrumpy now.......wife found me and my mate on the deck last summer, crying our eyes out and talking absolute keech....cant remember a thing......good stuff.....
  20. Hoop like a skipping rope......
  21. A goldfish? Feck me, we were lucky to get a balloon on a stick......and we thought we were fekkin chocolate if we got one!! The rag and bone man used to come round our way on a horse and cart and he blew an old trumpet to let you know he was on his way!! Not yesterday mind!!!
  22. They were asked to turn round in case their collective hideousness broke the TV cameras....
  23. Ha, tell them there are Germans moving in next door, that'll shift them sharpish.....
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