Wullz
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Its a cat! Why the debate.....slot it.....
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bonny fush!
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My shooting bud is a copper, specialises in public order, he is laughing his breasts off, he is off down there for 4 weeks, on expenses, o/t the lot and put up in a hotel....free scoff too!! But, if it kicks off, I do know who will be first to swing a baton! He loves it when, certain sections of society give him a wee chance to start swingin.... He was 'looking after' the last animal rights march in Edinburgh!!! Ha ha, he had right old day to himself....think the cells were bursting with smelly bunny huggers......
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My cus has a mental jrt bitch, she waits till someone throws bread out for the birds and then nails them when they come down.....
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what things you found when exercising/mooching/hunting
Wullz replied to forest of dean redneck's topic in General Talk
@Scot, never thought of that! Hey Lab, you been dumpin yer toys on your side oh the watter? Ya mank! -
what things you found when exercising/mooching/hunting
Wullz replied to forest of dean redneck's topic in General Talk
Spaniel brought back a knobbly red dildo out of the Forth....kept trying to put it in my hand....boak! -
Aye, his burds a right boiler, wonder what she sees in that lanky, greetin faced, pedantic multi millionaire.....I rekon I would spew at the gates with that one....
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and again.....now thats very odd, anyway the wee boy was 8 years old.....in brackets.....
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Dunno how I made a smiley face, I tried to type (.....
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Only thing these days Scot is, as Paulus states, there are some eejits out there that will call the cops at the drop of a hat....even for language "mis-use". A lad I know in Preston got in real trouble when his nipper ( said he was gonna get his dad's gun and shoot someone......you have to watch.
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I bought stuff from Soapy before, good lad, wouldnt hesitate to deal with him again....
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Ha! Gotta clean your scope with something....
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The park rangers visited my wee lassies nursery a couple of weeks ago, telling the kids about the animals and the work they do.....popped up a slide of a roe, Flo pipes up, "my daddy shoots them! Then he hangs them up in the back garden, takes off the skin and we eat them....". Thats my gal! She is deffo onside to the whole scene....you should see her trying to get my spaniel to work!
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For Sale Various shooting equipment for sale.
Wullz replied to Shadowstalker's topic in Gun's and Rifle's
Hi mate, have you shipped the cleaning kit yet? Its not arrived..... cheers Wullz -
Gleneagles, Dunblane Hydro, The old Course Hotel or my fav The Torridon....nicest hotel I have stayed in, they treat you like royalty and the food is the best I have ever had......oh and they have over 300 whiskys in the bar!!
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Mary had a little lamb It was always gruntin She took it up an alleyway And kiccked its fekkin cnut in..... I thank you.....
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Bought a collar and a double lead from them, great stuff. They are at the Moy game fair every year, very nice couple and good products.
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I mooched a pack of a bloke at work once, he gave me some Fortuna full strengths.....I was gaspin, so I went outside and took an almight drag of the first one......fekk me, nearly killed me stone dead, lungs were all over the shop.... Best thing with rollies, roll a load and keep them in yer tin.... I loved smoking, 16 months off them now.....2 stone heavier! And they say its bad for you, at least I was thinner!!
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Red hot boiled eggs up the erkky, either that or a monthly doing with the rattan cane.....apparently the phsycological torture of stretching out the lashes over series of months drives you insane....they give you a few lashes, let you heal up and then give you some more.....over and over...that'd sort the fekker oot....volunteers form a line!!
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Used to get them a lot when working and shooting in Germany, the farmers wife used to coat them in olive oil and then twist them anti clockwise with tweezers or forceps....came out a treat, never got any bad reaction......I still use that method, although looking at that wee gadget in action, I'll be getting one for the dogs.... My mate caught Lyme disease 2 years ago, he has been ok, caught it early and got 30 days intensive antibiotics...knocked hell out him, but he recovered ok.
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No remorse either, they still believe they were right to do what they did to pow's.....
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I thought he was working for some drug baron in the weedge as an enforcer?? As you say northernlite, could have been the company he kept....saw him in Logues on Pollokshaws road once......looked rough as....
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Come and meet my Uncle Jock, he got captured on his first parachute jump...landed and got taken prisoner by the wee yellers.....he would give them a right good welcome.....my auld man told me that the last time the nips visited caterpillar in Uddie, 5 men had to sit on Uncle jock, they caught him creeping up on the delegation with an 18" set of stilstons, he was going to banjo the fekkers.....apparently he was foamin at the mooth and everything......
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4 cracking wheels and good off road tyres for the mitsi for £40, guy forgot to put a limit on it. He was moaning his face off about it, I thought I would get more etc etc, I paid 200 quid for them wheels.....shame thinks I, as I bunged them in the motor.....they are still on my mitsi now! Rake, next time you see amod for that price, tip us a nod would you!!! I am looking for anorher one!
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Sparrows - speugs (similar?), Thrush - mavis, Starling - stukkie, Crow - dabber, Woodie - cushie.......must be more I cant remember.....
