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Wullz

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  1. Sonic scarer thing, had one of them in the house works well....keep up the trapping too tho! Chocolate or a raisin tied on with thread.....
  2. Hi, I have the same rifle, same calibre. Love it. If you have to split, can I have first refusal on the re-loading kit? Cheers
  3. Went out at night down the Forth, had a couple of groups of greys and some mallard spotted, got into position with my mate, then the ack-ack gunners started up up, somewhere near kinkardine brig....a pair of specks about 3000 yards up!!! Everything in sight got up and went straight up the channel.....home, washed and out for a pint before 9!! There are some right mongs oot there....do they really think they have that range with a shotgun???
  4. Saw about 30 Canadas off the coast near Inverness on Sunday. No pinks at all. Greys kicking about, but they are locals.......maybe 50 or 60 from near Lochindorb I think? Ducks for me on saturday, no grey birds yet!!
  5. I did both of mine badly at pre-season rugby training. It's agony, you have my sympathy. Have you tried accupunture before? I got this on both achilles and it worked amazingly well.....apparently it works for some people and not for others, all I can tell you is that it sorted my achilles out in 3 sessions and I suggest you give it a try. If it doesnt work, you have lost nothing!
  6. @Spade, aye Uncle Andy, he was boffin a porn star at one time - nice one!
  7. His Uncle got up to the same malarky! Let him get stuck in I say....go for it!
  8. My old boy worked as a plumber for the council when he was a young lad, tells a story of how he got sent to a house in Larkhall.....in a notorious street there. Knocked the door and a woman opened the door and a pig ran out! Followed by a couple of chickens, then the manky kids.....the wifey says, the toilet is through there son....to which the old biy replys....eh, I'm actually finished for today, come back tomorrow. Aye right! He tells some horror stories....glad I didnt follow in his keechy footsteps!!
  9. Get a pair of decent wellies, it hurts, but it makes sense. Good ones keep you warm and dry and they last! I have been wearing my LeChameaus for 3 seasons now....brilliant wellies.....still going strong......
  10. Seeker, you are a disgrace and a heathen, a blight on the landscape!! Orange sauce???? Marmalade and chilli, thats what you want with your duck.....mmmmmmm
  11. Wullz

    Laptop problem.

    Lab, if you cant get that steam driven dod of keech to work, give me a PM, I might be able to help you oot......
  12. Nice video Greg, there have been a lot of nasty days this summer, there will be a surplus of roe again!
  13. The chipper in Portree on the harbour side is braw, but only when the botas just come in, they throw the fish boxes across the road right into the door of the chippy and yer man has them filleted, battered and in the fryer before you can blink....it brilliant! Last time I was up I had a monkfish supper......oh man it was guid.... There is a good one in Doune too, up a wee side street near the old ferry terminal....
  14. Wullz

    Sid Waddell

    "Better get yer watering can oot, cos that was a plant!" Legend, RIP Sid.....
  15. One of our lads asked me this morning....Wull, you know aboot dugs, my mate just paid 600 quid for a labradoodle....what kind of dug is that?? After I had finished ranting, he is in no doubt that it is in fact a hypo-allergenic, mongrel!! And it is not worth 600 quid!!!
  16. Geese dont work! They tried that at the old XXX factory in Larkhall years ago, they had 50 white fekkers there......noisy baisturds and aggressive true....but tasty apparently, wernt many left on Christmas morning!!!
  17. Had a talk with a falconer friend of mine who had a kitty problem, they kept coming in and attempting to get into his birds, putting them off laying etc. He got a big eagle owl and tethered it on a lon leash to a big stump (for a perch) right in the middle of his aviarys.......no more cat problem....apparently a decent sized owl could polish off a couple of cats a night......
  18. Shut it fanta pants.......
  19. Apparently I fell into a garden centre's duck pond, trying to steal the dosh out of the bottom of it.......was only a nipper at the time....my ma says she heard a sploshing noise and knew what had happened....think I embarrassed the old pair a few times......
  20. yeah, laugh it up Mo....it was in Glasgow too...little fekkers were good shots........
  21. Had to take my wee one (3) to a pantomime....I'm over 6 foot and I'm 17 stone....stood out like a sore thumb sitting down the front....all the little gits used my napper as target practice with thier sweeties.....I got pelted....
  22. Worse is the fekker we used to shoot with, for free on my mates permission, and he went to the factor and offerred him £600 for the stalking rights...now noone has it cos the fekkin factor has stuck the price right up and we cant get near the place....what a tw@t!!! Needless to say, he is not invited out with us anymore.....
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