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Wullz

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  1. Its now called a Road Fund Licence, not road tax! I think they changed it so you cant moan about it!! Same here, the motorways are a disaster.... Saw a van and a jab pulled off the road up near Ballinluig the other week, both with mshed up tyres and rims....there was a sinkhole in the middle of the A9 about 2ft across!
  2. Get the wee fekker a torch and a moothie....thats what I seemed to get every year.....Ipad mini - wit??
  3. There were two versions of The Fog, the one that Herbert didnt write was made into the film....... Aghg geek attack....where do I remember this stuff from......? Good writer, the Rats was brilliant....even though it was a long time ago......
  4. Cheers Scotty, I would love to see them too, my mother-in-law has been to both, did one of those war tour things....she lost a pile of uncles in ww1 and a couple of rellies in ww2......she went to see the big memorials over there.....gave me a lot of literature on it...amazing stuff...very humbling.
  5. I need to see this, Uncle Walter was one of the boys who never came back.....just got his new medal at christmas from my old pair....waiting to get the new bar for it now..... Here is a link to his wee memorial :- http://www.cwgc.org/find-war-dead/casualty/2270273/SIMPSON,%20WALTER Took my dad across to see the grave on his 60th.....very emotional....
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    Scan Pic

    We have had our quota too, got snipped in June, was not too bad, however, the hypodermic into the testicles was not the best thing I have experienced! Old nads were bruised for a few days, apart from that it was a breeze......
  7. Close! Mind you dont take that little wall away with you. No the noo no? Not just now, understand?
  8. Wullz

    Too Old

    Played kicky ball at school, someone saw my 'talent' and got me into rugby...played from 10 till 34......body was gone by then......think the years of TaeKwon-Do and rugby training together fekked me up good and proper.......ankles, knee,hip,back (right bad), thumb, wrist, shoulder...lost hearing in one ear, one nostril blocked by deviated septum, got my septum stiched back on once, many many scars etc etc and I would give my right knacker to get out and play/fight again......miss it badly. If you can hack it, keep going!!!! Good man!!
  9. Good Lab..... And another...... "mind ye dinnae takk that wee wa awa wie ye...." "no the noo no?"
  10. A wee touch of Dundonian here for you :- "FIT FIT FITs FIT FIT?" This is a real sentence, I'll give you a clue, it would be asked in a shop.......
  11. That on the [BANNED TEXT] spade? Seen them there and on the M77 round near Haggs Castle..... Plenty round us, have told the mrs to be extra vigilante when shes driving on the back roads, there are loads moving about just now..... Hey Scott, saw loads in your manor, just along from BandQ crossing the M-way slip road....heading towards MGM Timber....must have been 7 or 8 of them....
  12. Only a written sentence Lab, if it was spoken you would have no chance!!!! Fit craic loon......
  13. I recognise some of them..... Chappin - knocking, asin dominoes Cushie - pigeon Chavin - hungry Fit, Foo, Fan, Far? - what, who, when, where Yokin Time - start time Lowsin Time - finish time een - eye or one Fechtin - fighting thats me done.....doric is bonkers! Must be the remoteness of the region....and the sheep DNA.
  14. Wullz

    Joke

    Cherryade and vimto, both ginger!! Scotty, us lanarkshire boys call it ginger anawll.... I dont anymore, we dont drink ginger in linlithgow......only Pimms......
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    Joke

    Its not 'juice' or 'fizzy pop' its ginger and always has been.....Irn Bru is ginger, so is coke and lemonade....generic term for it....get a grip. Try asking for fizzy pop in the weege and see what happens.....although that might be code for something over there.....most likely a kicking. Het Lab, whats this lasses name? I know a good few of the Kinross rugby team, bet they know her if she lets you gable end her...........
  16. Thats bonkers.....who can be that dumb? Or is it someone at the wind with his mates?
  17. Typical long dog, I can wander in after work and make a cuppa before the grew even notices I am in the hoose.....lazy lazy dugs! Can't do that if the jack-a-staff off my mother in laws is in.....the way that things barks, youd think a mastiff was behind the door.... Braw dug that BPR, nice colour........
  18. oh man, I am as rough as a badgers erkie.........thank you Wales for one of the best afternoon/evening/nights ever.........our pub was rockin last night..... What a laugh......has anyone spoken to Brian Moore this morning or is he still sobbin!!!????
  19. Go on then Gaffer, I will have it, PM your needs and I will get it sorted.......
  20. Gaffer, will the sheath fit one of midnights fieldcrafters?
  21. Wedged wuold be good! I am still scratching around looking to get some decent glass for as little as poss! Not tight, just skint! mind talking to yourake about the deal from Dickson's, I got my .243 from them for a good price too......good shop, just hope it can manage to keep going in the current financial crisis.....
  22. Thats a crackin looking .222 rake. Not like mine! I could stick a bayonet on the end of mine and go over the top! Well done....nice result for dying of the cold! Just took delivery of 2 highseats this morning.....wife phoned up going mental about the size of the 2 things lying in the garden!!! Cannae wait for those balmy summers nights sitting above the sun dappled meadow.....oh wait.....I live in Scotland......
  23. I'd buy one for sure, the shape is perfect and the work looks brilliant....good stuff mate!
  24. Jimmy, is your pup broken coated?
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