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Wullz

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  1. My next door neighbour and his son claim to have seen one, between Bathgate and Linlithgow....one bound from a high bank hit the middle of the road and over the fence on the far side....black, long thick tail. Not the first time there have been reports in this area.... However, like everyone else, I wont believe it myself until the pelt is lying in front of the stove...... I have been all round the area day and night and never seen hide nor hair....... Question is, would you shoot it???
  2. Out tonight on the flints, there are a few greys about and ducks obv.....
  3. The bloke is a decnet and honest as they come, I had a deal with him in the past and we met up halfway in the borders..... IF you dont fancy a swap, leave the thread alone....
  4. Get in mate, what a wee cracker.......many hours of joy there! All the best......
  5. Excellent these. I have a pair of 8x40's and they are the business.......
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    Man Hoards!!

    I had to build a screen to cover the bottom of my deck that a built...to hide all the scrap wood that I stashed under there..... Also had to build shelves in the kennel to stash extra gear from the shed....then theres the large metal garden box/shed thing.....full as well.....best not mention the loft.....
  7. bollix to the sunshine, there is nae watter! Only 18 fush off my wee river this year so far, total pants....bring on the rain!!! Normal service please....
  8. Happy Birthday mucker! Good day for it! No chapels to sadden my eyes!!
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    Pranks.....

    One of the lads from our rugby club landed a job abroad, couldnt refuse it, good money etc. Another one, a wee bit of a bampot, offerred to look after his flat, this bloke was notorious for wild parties, crazy escapades etc etc. Anyhoo, he convinced the boy to lend him the flat, soo off he went for a year. Came back, shittin bricks, thought the flat would be trashed. NOPE, the flat is immaculate, freshly painted, scatter cushions, groceries in the press and fridge the works, beds made, the lot.....cracking. But there is a note on the table....dear xxxx, thanks for the lend of the flat, had
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    Anti's

    Hello Anti's!!
  11. Not being a Taff, I wouldn't know, but are they maybe just ugly and someone is making a statement?
  12. Met him when I was a nipper, my old boy was a big fan of his....got a photo somewhere....remember his busted hooter!
  13. If you are in a shooting club like a wildfowlers or similar, even a fishing club, you can get sacs for £25....excellent value and good lads too....will help you if you are in a spot.....
  14. Fix garden tonight, including picking up bits of smashed strimmer that broke for the final and very last time....oops...temper temper... Stalking tomorrow morning at 03:30 I think! Lions game mid morning.....50th birthday party tomorrow night, ootside bbq and booze....nice! Sunday I have been told that I am paying to take her dad out for his birthday lunch, joy of joys....cant wait.....might get out a stalk at night....or sit out for charlie......have a den marked with at least 4 cubs in it.....
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    Chillis!!!

    My mate, John, is an alky fag smoking looney. He was posted to a job in Newcastle for a year. First three nights he went to the Rupali (?) in the Bigg market, they apparently made a thing called "Curry Hell" and if you finished it, noone at the table had to pay for the meal and you got a photie and a certificate or something. John was asked not to come back after the third night of scoffing "curry hell" and not paying...he liked it and even asked the waiter to make it a bit hotter on the third night.....nutcase. Mind you, his tongue must be like leather after all the fags and drink he has con
  16. I have had to make an appointment to get my spaniel a haircut....she is toiling in the heat with her heavy winter coat!! Myself and the family are slowly turning white, our natural pale blue colour is fading under the sun.......braw!
  17. Brilliant.....people in my office wonder why I burst out laughing sporadically.....
  18. Midge repellant and sunhats all round....bound to be braw.....
  19. Sounds like a Gos to me, but it could also be a Black Spar, there are tons of falconry places near you and one of them could have lost a bird. Could also be a young Gos? May be a wee bit early, but it could be....they have more brown than the adults. Cracking birds, mate of mine had one called Izzy, saw it taking 13 heads of quarry of 14 flights......fast as fook!
  20. I used to answer the door holding my old staff just up on his back paws by the collar, invite them in.....the sight of Star slabbering and snorting usually had them backing up the drive quick smart.....follow them down the path, still holdin the dog......saying, dont go, come on in, he is friendly......eejits.....if I had let him go he would have licked them to bits and rolled on his back.... I always wanted to have a big ax just inside the door, covered in fake blood......would have loved to answer the door holding it......
  21. I have a 4.5hp Husqie and it is the business, mates go mad for Stihl, but I like meine...aint failed yet. Put the heavy blade on and it will go through anything....watch out for dead cats.....boakkkkk......
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    Fookin Emu .??

    Fair do's, can I have the feathers for tying? Plenty dubbing on that hoor..... Mate used to get one every now and then down in Oz for the barbie....apparently they are fairly easy to spook and a bit thick, Hammy and his mates used to course them on scramblers....run them into fences at full pelt....seemingly they cant see the fences when they are running full pelt away from a tatooed fekker on a motorbike!!
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