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  1. Wullz
    Stopped smoking 3 years ago, still finding lighters everywhere....I bought my mrs a t-shirt when we were going out, LIGHTER THIEF written on the front, she was murder for it.....she lifted them off tables in the pub and never put them back!
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    You can get the batteries from old power packs off of laptops, if you know a friendly IT tech, he will give you them for free as old laptops get busted up anyway....check with shops that fix it stuff too, good source. I got my ultrafire from Deal Xtreme and it came with 2 batteries and a charger. Ponced a few battery packs off one of the engineers, opened them up and cleaned up the batteries.....sorted....never run low now!
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    What I can't understand is why is noone in the clink after all this?? Something illegal has been carried out and for a long time too....if that was any normal punter, they would have been carted off to the Bar'l long ago!! It stinks!
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    What type of scope were you thinking? I have several kicking about....
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    Surely a cadaver would be a good source of maggots? I will leave my smelly carcass to the fishing club and they can leave me for the bluebottles.....
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    "I'm getting......nonce!" "how long did I last?"
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    Aberdeen Bnbs

    Wullz replied to Lab's topic in General Talk

    Its murder up there Lab, get a caravan at Stonehaven or somewhere close and drive in.....
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    My old boy used to smoke them, thick black bogey roll he smoked, looked like a black turd.....he had a wee kit bag with his knife, tamper and lighter, plus the baccy.....used to cut and hand roll it.... Tell you what tho, we used to sit down the Avon when I was a nipper, he smoked his pipe and I fished.....kept the midges off you! Big billowing clouds of reek....I only appreciated it years later!!
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    I mind they used to sell them in my ma's catalouge!! Good luck with the sale, someone should snap that up!
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    Hi all, she has calmed down no end....had to growl at her a couple of times and scoot some water at her, but she has quieted down. Guess it was just the added work/time spent off that caused it....she is back to her quiet self....occasional squeak when she hears the food bowls getting bashed about....thats it.... Thanks for all the replies.....much appreciated!
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    Nice beast, I think everyone is behind on doe culls, I know we are!!!
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    That looks braw, I will have to source some of that!!
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    I played rugby from the age of 11 till the age of 32......there are millions of these stories....... My fav....that I was involved in.... I shared my house with 1 of my mates after me and the 1st missus split up....name of Andy....he wont mind me using his real name..... Anyhoo, I comes home from Edinburgh with a wee Irish lass I had nipped off with, walks in the fron door, bit tiddly, off up to bed.... Halfway up the staircase is a 2 litre bottle of Makro's finest washing up liquid? Odd thinks I, whats the bold lad been up to.....? Morning comes and I am snuggled up under the
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    Also good deep fried wie chips and brown sauce......
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    Mind and stick a good dram in the top of it once you open it....enhances the flavour.....
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    Nice one mate, good to see rabbits in those numbers somewhere! We have hardly any, I have not used the .22 for at least 2 years now. We are trying to let the numbers build up again.....farmers are happy, we aint!
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    DPM gortex and get into some decent cover! No need for fancy expensive jackets, layer up to keep warm and stick a gortex shell on....toasty and dry!
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    Now that's something I have not tried, cheers, will give that a go. I was toying with bringing the spaniel indoors to see if that worked, but I am too worried she would get to like it.......
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    I rest my case.....
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    An lo! The T-rex came to the land of canaan and did scoff on the philistines.....yum yum......and Cain said to Able, thats a big fekikin lizard man....what is this 'erb we is smokin...??? Bollocks the lot of it, good story, but he dies in the end........ You couldnt make it up.....oh wait.....they did......
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    No its a bitch, I am waiting for her to come into season.....
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    Fairy stories for the weak minded.....gives them something to hope for.... Get a grip, this is it, nothing else, born, work hard, die - make the most of it while you are here, it's a one shot deal folks!!
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    Been married twice, if this one kicks off, I always say, "but you're the best wife I have ever had" she goes farkin mental....but usually ends up alright. I feel sorry for women, can you imagine having your head full of all that shoite?? No wonder it spills out their mouths at such a rate.....honest I cant keep up... I have a mental picture, guy's brain goes in straight lines, PROBLEM - FIX PROBLEM - NO PROBLEM woman's brain must look like spagehetti- PROBLEM - TALK ABOUT PROBLEM - KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT - PHONE PAL ABOUT IT etc etc etc
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    You will be fine, just keep away from the nutters.... We had an incident with one of our guys a couple of years ago, think I posted it, there was a bloke turned up with a big white flag, everytime a goose or duck appeared he ran about waving the flag...scaring the birds off.... Anything like that happens, stick your gun in its bag and head home, let the cops know and they will deal with it.... Best of luck, let us know how you get on!!
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    Hi all, @gonetoearth, I feed the dog, only ever me except on a very odd occasion. Same time and under same circumstances every night. @others She has calmed down a wee bit over the last couple of nights, I will keep a deer's leg on standby though, see if that occupies her. cheers for the replies...
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