These made me laugh, reminding me of the states mine used to get me in....
Done mine in with years of Tae Kwon Do and rugby........
Once leant over to try and pick up a toothbrush, wham, back gone! Couldnt even shout on my lass to come and help....so painful you can hardly breathe....I eventually got a wading staff out of the cupboard and managed to get out the house and on my way to the doc's for some nice opiates.....as I am walking down the road, really slowly, one hand on the wading stick and the other on the fence, I looks up and here is an old dear coming the other way, stick in