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i mean at the guy who dyed his ferret pink

im dyeing to laugh

don,t use collars,i,m a bit old fashioned lol,but i know what your saying about character,i got the impression yesterday ones going to be very determined and the others a bit less,but it was only first time so time will tell,cheers (some idiot on here dyed his pink!) just since i was brung up i will say in my defence the dye was only food dye and lasted like 3 days , im total new to ferreting and i had a silly idea , and NOW nobody will let me live it down thanks again ideation lol

HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA GLAD U GOT IT ,OK HERES ANOTHER DAFT WAN .PAT GOES INTO HIS SAME LOCAL PUB EVERY YEAR ON THE SAME DATE AN ORDERS 3 LARGE WHISKEYS AN DOWNS THEM ,THIS GOES ON FOR A RIGHT FEW YEARS, ANYWAY BARMAN GETS SUSPISHUS WHEN HE COMES IN THIS YEAR AND ONLY ORDERS 2 DOUBLE WHISKEYS AN DOWNS THEM,SO HE ASKS PAT.... HEY PAT U COME IN HERE ONCE A YEAR ,ORDER 3 DOUBLES AN DOWN THEM AN THIS YEAR YOU ONLY ORDER 2 AND DOWN THEM WOTS THE CRACK WITH YOU.PAT SAYS,AYE MAN IM A TRIPLET AN MY 2 BROS AND I DO THIS EVERY YEAR TO CELEBRATE OUR BIRTHDAY AS WERE NOT WITH EACH OTHER AS THEIR IN IRELAND LIV

Thats totally shite but funny as f**k, if that makes sense......

hello all,im trying to delete my add in the wanted section ,an aint got a clue how to do it ,any help on that please

fishnets they love it, have yiu not met a half fishnet halfbunny yet ha haaaaaaaaaaaa use yer napper tites

im a delivery driver , easy ,lets move the chickens an get a pint [bANNED TEXT] were don ,its easy

hello man theres a game fair on this weekend in dumfrece thats just 10mins north of carlisle in car or 5 seconds by spaceship give it a buzz cos dumfreece is a right good wee toon an good hunter gatherer style boozers

ok am gonna stick them out in the veranda ,an ill buy a bag of cement to mix in with their eats ,should get them shiteing wee bricks then i can open up a wee builders yerd ahaaaaaahaaaaaaaa ok cats coll to b conversing an learning wi yous ,may the shotgun pellet miss yr arse

hello again all ye wild hunting ladies an gents ,thanks for the welcome an all yr tips ,im just mixin the diet but mainly fresh meats of all description their doin well the wee blighters nice shiney coats an gettin helluva frendly wi me .but i got a big prob the cheeky wan of the 2 has escaped from the cage which is near the open window i live 1 up in a flat hope shes not dreeped down to garden its bn 4 hrs since i noticed shes missin just hope shes kipped up somewere in a cupboard or so im pissed off wi maself for not checking cage corners for slack lets hope she turns up ill keep ya posted

aye yer best bet is just go oot an try ,even going out alone ,then you will learn were you went wrong last time you went out as you get more experience,thats what i do .its some buzz when u get yer 1st rabbit. heres an excellent book i got from library an forgot to return it .its called FERRETS AND FERRETING BY IAN C.RICKARD ISBN NUMBER IS 1-86126-564-6 THIS IS A DOWN TO EARTH NO CRAP JUST READ AN LEARN A GOOD FEW TIPS TOO AN ITS A GREAT EASY TO READ AN UNDERSTAND HEH HEH NO BIG WORDS.I HOPE IT HELPS YOU

hope yr all laughing yr sses off an i apologise if anyone feels offended

young lad wi parkinsons desease goes to ice cream van an asks for an icecream cone , seller asks him ok son what flavour ice cream you want , strawberry rasberry bannana or vanilla ,youngster replies ,put any flavour you like on it as its gonna fall off anyway

i met a farmer that bred 12 legged chickens, i asked him why 12 legged ,he says ,well me an the wife an we got 10 children ,we all like a leg each.i thout to myself ,cooooooool then i asked ,what do they taste like an he replied ,a dont know ive never fekin caught one yet ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa