thesnakeman

Topnotch, you've hit one of my biggest fears, being called a "sex offender". A bigger fear is being a sexless offender. All the best Snakeman

For the man who wrote he was worried about being eaten by a shark, I say, don't worry. At school I was told that if you swim next to a person fatter than yourself, they'll be eaten first! (PS may not be true). Re bestiality, we do artificial insemination on snakes, although it's not for our pleasure, but rather just to breed snakes for our reptile shows reptile exhibitions and the like. Without the technique, heaps of snakes here would never have bred ... their greatest fear ... mating an "ugly snake". All the best Snakeman Raymond Hoser

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat's wrath ... and people worry about snakes? All the best Snake man Raymond Hoser

Funny you should say that. Last year in Africa, I was catching and handling Cobras, mambas and the like and the only animals that looked worrisome to me were the big black baboons in the hills near Ceres and Worchester. ALL THE BEST

We breed snakes here for snake shows, kids parties and the like, and our greatest fears involve everything BUT snakes. feral bureaucrats, snakes getting sick, that sort of stuff. Most of you probably know this already, but the movie "snakes on a plane" just aint true! ALL THE BEST

Lucky you are where you are. Some years ago, I had a dog trained to find snakes (I am a snake catcher), and he was bitten by a red-bellied black snakes and died shortly after. I'm in Australia and this happened on the edge of Sydney in bush there. All the best Raymond Hoser