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  1. swamper
    who do you claim off
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    QUESTION

    swamper replied to NIGHTSHADOW's topic in General Talk

    one dosent care at all...... but the other one shits her self so a bottle of brown ale....out like a light
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    pmsl......someones got to be
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    aparently my other hobbie is listening to shit
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    OK.....its a misson...but you would have to be screaming.. "STOP SPITING IN THE f****n FOOD"..and andre would be a bitch slap...at best also the c**t that decided to make curly wurlys smaller.....wanker
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    gutted

    swamper replied to a topic in General Talk

    im 8 month down the line and mines just about geting up to speed again but haveing said that its full of wire and a rod in there with 2 of the joints fused...so it will tale a lot longer that a normal break
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    f****n ainslie harriot...........then stand on his f****n neck
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    gutted

    swamper replied to a topic in General Talk

    yep thay can do mate ......just takes time...a lot of it aswell
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    ...keep ticking frank....keep ticking didnt know thay could do that to ya :sick:
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    smart stuff mate
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    a 2 tone vauxhall chevette limited edition.......with the vauxhall logo stagered down the sides ......payed £350 with 60000 on it .....had it for years......loved it
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    fireworks

    swamper replied to DIGZY's topic in General Talk

    one of mine dosent give a feck....but the other looks like shes going to be sick when the going off...poor little sod
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    yep..... a final ok then hopefully back to back ....we've been there once no reson we cant do it again
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    back to back world champs........come on the old men hey to all thos that dont like it......... dont watch it
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    mad as fook....great dogs tho
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    rifle men

    swamper replied to a topic in General Talk

    land owners go white when you mention the word "lurcher"....you can see the colour drain out of um
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    there must be summat you can do to um and get away with it......got to be...or a way of getting them caught
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    Congratulations to you and yours mate
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    TV licence

    swamper replied to J Darcy's topic in General Talk

    do not buy one ever!!! thay cant detect your telly!!! thay dont have any powers to enter your home even if thay can see it on thay are not alowed to look into you house!!! tell them to f**k off !!....cheeky fuckers...its only the BBC...never bought one never will
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    its left a bit of a limp when she walks now frank....but we're just building on the mussle recovery now and is now out and about most days...the speeds there but the staminar will take some time to bring back up.....but all in all it going the right way....maybe see some towards the end of the season....i'll just see how she goes cheers for asking matey
  22. swamper
    puds & dill
  23. swamper
    depends on where she wants kissing and if she said please on the mouth with the carrots still hanging about....and she said please nahhhhhh messer
  24. swamper
    depends on where she wants kissing and if she said please on the mouth with the carrots still hanging about....and she said please
  25. swamper
    but would you still give her a kiss if she asked you??? :sick:
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