my ideal woman, is my wife, proper yorkshiremans farmer daughter, she moved down south 15yrs ago, and I met her 7yrs ago, puts up with all the dead animals being took through the house, loves the ferts and all dogs, cooks out of this world stuff, likes scrumping apples/fruits as much as me,likes growing our own veg, and making rabbit burgers,lol
and best of all, she's sex on legs and rides a motorbike
oh, and puts up with me big time.,..